Palin and revised extinction facts

Over at the WCS they seem finally to have recognized that climate change in Alaska is not caused by deforestation and combustion of fossil fuels.

Crude, that stinking black goop,  is not what you found in the bottom of that permafrost bog ... hell, no, crude is life itself, the very essence of life.  Distilled, it wafts to the very Nose, into the very Nostrils of God: He Smells it, and He Says that it is good!  Bunker C!  Do those fools think the 'C' stands for 'CONSERVATION' !  We're talking WILD Oil !  OIL on the wing!  An ocean awash in oil!

Back to the facts: the passenger pigeons were going extinct even before Columbus arrived.  What we failed to measure was the natural acceleration of this natural extinction process.  You see, they had been stowaways atop Noah's Ark and were not supposed to be here anyway.

The Beothuk Indians actually did not go extinct, but have been hunting buffalo on Catalina Island for years.

All this wildlife "conservation" is hype and exaggeration and fear-mongering just so that Washington can get assault rifles out of the hands of endangered moose hunters.

It's a fact.

Just watch.  They announce that this or that is going extinct, collect a lot of money, interfere with farmers pushing down bush and whadda ya know, the damn critters don't go extinct at all!  In fact, time and again these critters are removed from the Most Endangered Species list when exposed for the bad science that is behind all these tricks with statistics and estimates - who ever shot an "estimated" moose anyhow?

Fossil fuels are the very life blood of Alaskan tourism whether it be the oil for the cruise ship or the diesel for the train to Fairbanks.  Aviation fuel is what keeps Alaskans afloat!  Wherever our search for oil may take us, we will show no fear, no hesitation and no liberal commie-science will stand in the way of Alaskan Progress!
We built the Alaskan Highway!  We didn't need no one in Washington for that!  We bought Alaska from Russia!  We didn't need Washington for that!  Get Washington out of Alaska!

Fact:  States with a proven higher proportion of True Americans should have a higher number of House Representatives and an extra Senator or two or three.  States which have consistently voted Democrat should be docked a Senator until they mend their ways!  No Democrat should be allowed to serve after age 65.  No Democrat should be allowed to serve more than 2 consecutive terms.  These simple amendments will be the core of the New American Revolution!  The Conservative Revolt!

Fact: No one who does not own Private Property should vote.  It's a proven fact that Members of the NRA are owners of Private Property.  Studies have shown that by granting a mere 2 votes to each registered NRA member or allowing the NRA to administer Voter Registration instead of that damn Washington ACORN this country would have a True American President and a True American Congress.

ONE VOTE for America and ONE VOTE for God!  It's the ole double-barrell, it's the over-n-under that will restore America to her True Patriots!

Fact: While it is true that some sexual deviants are members of the NRA it has NEVER been proven that they actually voted Republican.  Log cabins are being built near Prudhoe Bay to house those who say they were Republican in order to ensure their recovery.

Fact: College psychiatrists report that liberals - who inevitably become depressed and then unable to hold their liquor - admit during the DT's that they wish they had been born Republican.  But we are not all destined to be Republican.  There must be a few damn fools to keep the rest of us On Our Toes!

FACT: Cormorants are the only birds other than Black Petrols known to bathe each morning in local oil slicks.