Sarah Palin Redeemed

No she has not returned to our Mother Mary.  She has returned to "The Lady". To Ayn Rand.

At a recent lunch with Alan Greenspan, Palin looked into her Alaskan Green Tea leaves (other guests were startled to bear witness to her rogue action of pouring the dregs of her tea into her left palm) and there she saw ... a cigarette!  The symbol of our Lady of Capitalism! The Icon!  As if glowing in the dark of midday in Nome on the very cusp of the winter solstice (they were in Georgetown, but we wax poetic regardless.)

We fully expect Todd Palin to follow in her conversion and to emerge as Hank Reardon "Todd" Palin.  But he will still be working the phones and pumping out those e-mails of good common sense solutions.  Like the revival of mercantilist doctrine (revised by Revelations newly translated from the Koine.)

No longer will Palin be reviled as a total nutter who attended 5 or more colleges just to graduate in journalism.  No!  For that we have ... Pamela Geller.

True, some of the Rand faithful reemerged as professional skeptics and psychologists.  Sure, "The Passion of Ayn Rand" was not the Passion of Jeshua.

We are all children of Urania, tempted by Ganymede, chomping down on the bent spoon of holy telekinesis.  But by Grace, and Grace alone, a Governor, redeemed.

Fact: the theory of legal tender was first expounded in "We, The Living" and not in "We".

Fact: the Fairbanks Gold Rush Fever is not contagious before puberty.  We are now living in the latter days of that very fervor.

Fact: pseudo-pentecostalism like crypto-pentecostalism cannot be established by lie-detector but only by firm grappling with vipers and other deadly serpents on a "Blue" Sunday before witnesses both saved and unsaved.  Note: some Evangelicals accept any Wednesday evening before a "Blue" Sunday, known as an EP proof.

Advert: Pastors, Mission leaders, lend an ear: Hoakley Signs of Arkansas and Alabama can increase your prime sermon attendance just by a change of name.  Gone are the days of hard-to-read labels.  Help us transform your out-dated Evangelical Pentecostal Temple into The Community Center Church of your choosing.  Cafe and bookstore franchises available.  Feeling like an architect manquée?  That new sanctuary can rise before your very eyes!  Lacking the numbers to open a record studio and press your own label? We can show you the way!  We can get you back on the path!  CCC, the road to JC for so many tax-free innovators.  CCC, from Hoakley Signs, in these, our latter days.