Committee to Re-elect Glenn Beck (Inc.)

Get that filthy lucre out of your vicuna jacket pockets!  Return to the gold standard!

Inspired by a new true and correct translation of the revised Koine, Dr. Beck will be introducing his new 8-year economic plan at the Amsterdam KrugerRand Collectors Convention in Yonkers next week!  Be there!

We are anticipating the first sketches of the planned 3 Dollah coins from the design studios of the Republic of Bavaria's  Muenchen Dasein Gmbh - with 7 heads available (with one common backside) starting with Ayn Rand, Josef Smith and five other great leaders who should have been President!

Commemorative sets will be available in the Joseph McCarthy bedroom for those visiting the White House during Inauguration Month in the year 2020.  Autographed collector sets will have spent at least 11 seconds each in the right palm of incumbent President Sarah Palin - some while that blessed hand was in the pocket of her Levis!  Yes!  Her inauguration Levis with the authentic Russian moose blood in the pant cuffs! YES! The very moose that swam the Bering Strait DISPROVING DARWIN!

The new predestined President-for-Life Beck, known fondly as Herr Doktor President Beck to his new but predestined Council of the Twelve, will not be doing any interviews during the first 7 years of the New Age, but interviews that he might have given FOX News have been pre-recorded and are available ON SALE NOW at wwy.GOLD-IS-US.org  and yww.GOD-IS-USA.net

Authentic German customers need dream no longer!  Strauss and Kohl backsides are available exclusively for orders sent by Fedex or UPS from West Germany between NOW and the Last Inauguration Supper, January 32, 2013.

All quantities limited by the number of members predestined for the Orlando pre-Rapture Funfest.  Leave your shoes at the airport, folks!  No cameras allowed.  Brief nudity possible, but only visible to service employees many of whom will not make any written record in English of any observed anatomical anomalies.  And who cares anyway! The Funfest, 2012.  Get wrapped up in the coming rapture!