Looking through sermons published on the web, our semantic web researchers have sent us e-mail from D.C clarifying just why the Roman Catholic Church is the target of Pentecostal fury and not Islamic states with nuclear weapons.
These are not the most important e-mails that we have received - many of our friends and supporters have sent us emails revealing that the Spitzer photographs of the supposed "galaxy" more correctly named "The Andromeda Nebula" were, in fact, photo-shopped by the same team who faked the moon landing photos for NASA!
The faking of astronomical photographs has helped lull Catholics into accepting the views of the Vatican and its fallen astronomers at Castel Gondolfo - messengers of the Anti-Christ who accept both that the age if the earth is some billions of years and the the sun has been burning methane for even longer!
Only the Lutherans in Norway had been able to prevent Nobel Prizes for the astronomer-fakers who suggested that life came from amino-acids in space dust!
With the Catholic Church accepting liberal leftist science and rejecting both creationism and intelligent design, we see how the pronouncements of popes have come to out-weigh the letters of Paul to the faithful!
Fact: the photographs are generated! NO film was ever retrieved! E-mails have shown us beyond a doubt that Adobe Photoshop was used and not the free GIMP made available to all Americans in the Entrepreneurial Spirit! We have carefully correlated the pay-sheets and timecards of the federal employees named by our advisors - tax-paid "employees" with their bogus deductions detailed on their income tax returns (and we used faxes, not just word of mouth) and there is no question! But here will be a reckoning in 2012!
Keep those e-mails and faxes coming in!
Get big government out of science! Put science back in the hands of the people! No more taxes to fund liberal science! No more satellites to generate bogus "data"! Get liberal theory out of science! Get "scientists" off the payrolls of big government! Stop the "grants" and "funding"!
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