The rogue idea of a Pentecostal Putsch versus a national Pentecostal Revival - a notion rising pure like a sweet vapor out of the American permafrost - this might be the idea whose time has come!
Out of Wasilla, a new leader emerges with a vision: let your husband make the phone calls that test for loyalty! One call to Canada should be all that Steve Harper needs: one call from Todd and commercial fishing on the Grand Banks will be restored! Todd for Cod ! Todd, the mouthpiece for cod!
With the revival of the long dormant urge to annex Canada so as to link Adventists in Walla Walla with murky evangelicals in Wasilla, annexation is sure to be welcomed by Newfoundland secessionists. But will Newfoundland renounce satanic Labrador to finally couple with Rhode Island! Nantucket! Martha's Vineyard! Catalina! Manhattan!
With ships from the Alaskan National Coast Guard enforcing the oil and gas embargo on St. Perre and Miquelon, North American Unity is at hand! Only the rise of the Pentecostal Permanent Revolution Tea Party south of the Mexico City beltway can take us further, higher, in our flight to unite our American Northwest Passage with our American Panama Canal!
First we take Newfoundland! Can Caracas be far behind! (enter, flute solo, lilting, faint; fade to FoxNews.)
Fact: the British Canada arctic lease expires in 2012, after which Northern Canadians, long trapped in the Yukon, will be free to choose France or America.
Motto: No man is an island: is wife is a bridge to anywhere!
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