Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Palin and Population: the next wave

Rick Sanchez will never fall for it again.  Anyone who has been in a mall or resort wave machine knows how it works!  Displace 9 meters of water and what will you get?

Same thing happened with the ticking population bomb?  Remember that hoax?  And then there was "acid rain"! That one was washed away quick enough!

And to think that these alarmists were trying to have Seattle budget for tsunami response readiness!

It is such a challenge to do the news before it happens ... it's really more of an art than a science.  But you end up asking some expert - but only because some director thinks you can't take a moment to check in The Farmer's Almanac right there on the air - we could you know - just ask the viewers to recite a Psalm while we look up the facts ...

Let's see, Nigeria.  Big place.  Not really over-populated.  Out here we just bush down some bush with an ole D7 CAT and voiley! a suburb!  A country suburb, really.

Mexico City.  Lack of suburban planning, really, if you think about it ...

And those sleepy ole volcanos - let me tell you - in Juneau we just don't panic the way they do up there in Anchorage.  A bunch of nervous nellies ...

Oh, we may have a 2012 team: Palin - Bachmann.  Forget Marsha Blackburn.  She has the wrong wave ...

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