Thursday, February 11, 2010

Sarah Palin: Pentecostal in the closet. Outing Sarah Palin, Pentecostal for JC

Yes, Mitt Romney attends a Church of Latter Day saints, but no, he is not a Mormon.  Yes, Melinda Gates attends a Catholic church, but no, she is not Roman Catholic.  She is just catholic in her beliefs.

And Sarah Palin, contrary to the obvious facts, is not a Pentecostal.

Here's how we know.  Wikipedia, a liberal front for the left, reports that:
Palin was born into a Roman Catholic family. Later, her family joined the Wasilla Assembly of God, a Pentecostal church, which she attended until 2002. Palin then switched to the Wasilla Bible Church because, she said, she preferred the children's ministries offered there.
 But the truth is that when she was living in Juneau and finally had a choice, she opted for the JCC, the Juneau Christian Center.  Any why?  Not because JCC has been founded in 1917 as the Bethel Pentecostal Mission as the first Pentecostal mission in Alaska precisely on the model of the Azusa Street Revival!  No.  Not because it was also known later at its new an expanded complex as Bethel Christian Center!  No.  She chose it for the ground/zero project.  The only project to effectively transform puberty into evangelical zeal!  Just read this:
ground/zero - the center of rapid or intense development or change.

Our name speaks our purpose. At ground/zero we have a vision to develop youth that are marked by purity, passion, and the presence of God.  This vision exists to create young people that will carry ground/zero as a movement, not just a meeting.
No other church in Juneau could place your child at that critical life stage: ground zero.  Not even in Hiroshima.  Not even in Nagasaki!

At ground/zero you can be sure that they release that dangerous spirit, that methane of the permafrost, that would otherwise leave on your child ... the mark of m*st*rb*tion.  The mark of Cain!  Your child will never be tempted by the Antichrist, Pope Benedict XXX, or his legion of devils incarnate, the Jesuits.

Jesus was not a Jew!  Saul of Tarsus was a Roman!  John of Jerusalem was adopted!  Philo of Alexandria was another jewish hoax!  The mother of Plotinus wore army boots!

We will not be labeled.  We are bible -believers.  Not biblical literalists.  Not know-nothings.  When the one true Bible  is finally revealed -  a single papyrus scroll with all the vowels where they belonged and only one account of Genesis, then we'll show 'em !  Keep the faith!  Keep digging!  It'll be in seven jars sealed with seven seals under seven feet of sand!  One scroll in seven jars, the final miracle!

Links may expire: wikipedia  Wasilla Bible  Juneau Christians Anonymous

For permalinks, see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/permafrost

Fact: puberty can be either rapid development or rapid change or intense development or intense change.  Have your child invite a Catholic!  See a conversion in real-time!  This is not brain-washing!  This is not peer pressure!  This is revival!  Grace!  And then if that Catholic invites two Catholics and they in turn invite two Catholics - why it will be the next miracle of the fishes!

Fact: most of our converts will have that "big white wedding".  Mom's need not be alarmed on that count.

2 comments:

  1. To quote the JCC web site "Our History" page:
    Charles and Florence Personeus arrived in Juneau in the gold rush days with a message of God's love for Alaskans. Thanksgiving Day 1917, Bethel Pentecostal Mission, Alaska's first Pentecostal mission, opened in a South Franklin saloon, which was closed due to Prohibition.

    A storefront building on Main Street served as the church building beginning in 1929. To accommodate new growth the new pastors, Ralph and Bertha Baker constructed a building in 1940 on the corner of 4th and Franklin. In 1955 once again the growing church needed a bigger venue. A new church building was built at the edge of town, on the waterfront on Glacier Highway.

    When construction on Egan Expressway began a new site was needed. A larger beautiful sanctuary was built in 1965 across from the old church at 4th and Franklin. The church also purchased the building across the street for offices, a bookstore, coffeehouse and additional classrooms.

    George and Betty McNeven and their family pastored the church from 1974 to 1985. Pastor McNeven had a vision for a Christian school and a desire to relocate in order to be able to expand the ministry of Bethel Christian Center. In 1977 eleven acres were purchased for the new 34,000 square foot facility. The building was finished in 1978 and Juneau Christian School was established in that same year.

    Pastors Mike and Deenie Rose arrived in 1987 with their two sons. The church is continuing in the rich tradition of growth and Godly influence in this city. Once again Juneau Christian Center is building to facilitate the needs of a growing congregation. We are presently finishing construction the HUB youth center, our new youth and children offices, and a renovation of 5 classrooms. Our next phase includes new church offices, a bookstore, a cafe and a sanctuary that will seat over 1,100 people.

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  2. Is the Wasilla (Pentecostal) pastor a nutter?
    Try here: http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=Larry+Kroon

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