A rumor has it that Sarah Palin's next book will be a reassessment of the interpretation of the Paris Commune in writers calling for revolution. It is based on the theory that if Marx had known about permafrost , he would have realized that the revolution would occur first in eastern Siberia. The book may be delayed, as the ghost writer slipped on ice on the steps of the British Library. The melting icecap will not result in climate change, was all that his chiropractor could tell this reporter.
No comment on reports by Alaskan secessionists that the Soviet Navy had been dumping stale tea in the Baltic from old samovars found in Kaliningrad.
No secession without revolution; secession if necessary, but not necessarily secession.
When asked where Kaliningrad was located, the cryptic response of "Keep the faith!" obviously should be understood as an effort not to reveal that she knew the answer to the skill-testing question. Such discretion is essential in a world leader and Nobel-Prize-winning writer and author.
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