New French Training for the State Department not needed for Palin Presidency

Reports that new French training was available for State Department employees required to commute from London to Paris and from Paris to London via sealed-trained transporting gold for war reparations have been the result of a misprint.

The issue was clarified by the BCC as being a mere typo, a mere leaden mistep.  The widely circulated memo was intended to single out Rumainians (commonly referred to as Roman Gypsies).

Romanian is a Hungarrian dierlekt spoekn in the Transvaal and simliar to Boolgharian.  They have very poor training in their narrow-gauge system (if you call that a system!) in which, for reasons of eastern metaphysics, key switches were often operated by trained babouins known as "Mastiffs" or "macaques".

A recent panic when easterners were briefly trapped overnight in the Chunnel under European regulation ambient lighting for tunnels over one mile long and rather straight (commonly misperceived as total darkness at noon but actually merely intense semi-darkness) resulted in normally travel-savante, hirsute and otherwise svelte Parisians momentarily panicking when they awoke for diner and found they could not see, feel or even remember the brand of the baggage they were travelling with/avec.  Most would have called their spouse at home rather than disturb their amour-propre sleeping at their side, but Normalien service-cellulaire Supérieur was not available to the worldly, but egregiously agoraphobic, cagnes-voyageurs.

American's with iTouch and iPhone which double as flashlights were accused of deliberately blinding Europeans indiscriminately leading to the impression that they were being robbed of their culturale baggages.
Britons equipped with similar Newtonian devices were quietly absorbed with non-adult content Jungian "apps".

But, plie-baggages, all's well that disembarks unrumpled and the/le SNCF promises that news services will hear no more of these irregularities which have already once disturbed an otherwise tranquille break-repas at the Elyssé banquet hall (Swiss catering available.)

The Libyan Embassy in Monaco reports that no Swiss Nationals were CF's (i.e., removed from the train) during the brief respite from service due to the usual presence of Masad anti-terror marshals on the Trans-Occidental Trains.