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David Frum says the stellar palin' to brown dwarf cannot be reversed.

"Just Say No to Nova !"

Supah-stah, no mor', no mor'.

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speeches facts IT fallacies: SOTU #2

Palin has not cornered false "facts" and uncommon fallacies. There is still Bachmann and Foxx.  And Obama.

No mention of the Mortgage Interest Deduction or savings.  No mention of the mandatory retirement age given life expectancy.  No attempt to rethink "full employment" and the Baby-Boom retirees.

I meander through some of these topics over at http://eclectic-pencil.blogspot.com/2011/01/win-future.html in my regular blog.

Palin Beck

One demagogue to another:

"I hate violence," it said. "Our children will not have peace if politicos just capitalize on this."

What did she mean?  That to overcome the unintended effects of First Amendment rights that Americans need to exercise their intended Second Amendment rights?

Does her church teach that what is coming is "peace" and will it be for "all children" or for "our chldren"?

What is the belief concerning the likely outcome of a far-right "revolution" in America?  Federation with Canada?  US troops south of the Rio Grande?  C-5 Galaxies "repatriating" those elitist anti-Americans?

Revelations: not yet in an Amendment to the Constitution of the USA, part of a nation under a jealous God.

Christian ObamaCare and Pentecostal Palin (J. Calvin, not J-P II)

The sharing taught by Jeshua, the Nazarene, an itinerant stone-cutter, seems missing at the Uncle Sam tea parties.

His Buddhist teachers talked somewhat differently: the itinerant healer model was based as much on sharing as on barter (Yeshua, that is - not 'Sam' who is a fictitious icon.)

But once repealed, us (those touched by Grace, I suppose) will try to get more surgical bang for our buck outa those friendly not-so-big sickness-unto-death insurance companies.

It's as good as money in an unregulated bank (an Evangelical Savin-n-Loans) without that Commie-plot FDIC of those FDR'ers.

Oh, btw, the insurance actuaries program in APL (from satanic farma-Kanada) which looks like Greek.  Geee-suhs!

PS
we will keep medicare and social insecurity for gramps cuz without it how could we afford to tithe our 10% and still keep that ole geezer from groaning on the sofa bed downstairs ... he's groaning now in the Hotel-8 elder-hostel on the I-40 service road jess fine, thank all ya'll very much.

Jon Stewart Nonsense Trumps Palin

Jon Stewart's interview with Marilynn Robinson was beyond belief.  Jon knows that astrophysics is based on faith. The rationality of science reduces to fideism. Truly sophomoric.

I will just stop watching or listening to Jonathon Stuart Leibowitz - the interview was not amusing, or informative or satirical or ironic - it was just dumb. Compare any interview with Murray Gell-Mann. So astronomy will now be on a par with astrology. What was the David Hilbert quote? Or do we defer to Ronald Reagan's insight? Careful observation led to the dark matter hypothesis as much as esoteric theory: so dark matter is "Devil's Dung" or is it "souls of infidels". Pick your ignorance, Jon!

"If one were to bring ten of the wisest men in the world together and ask them what was the most stupid thing in existence, they would not be able to discover anything so stupid as astrology. "

          attributed to mathematician David Hilbert

"I don't guide my life by it ... I don't know enough about it to say, is there something to it or not ... and I don't mean to offend anyone who does believe in it, or engages in it."

         Ronald Reagan on astrology

But will he interview the woman whose careful science gave us some of the first observational evidence for dark matter???  And will her personal views on mystery and faith be of any interest?  Her views on sex? On vegetables? What she thinks causes her occasional constipation?

Palin Yahoo! News

News item.

Oh yes, or should I say "Eureka!"

The Yahoo! News item of Tue Jun 29, 3:42 pm ET was posted credits to Liz Goodwin .

In the news pic the non-sentence Latin motto for the college is in full view: "Vox Veritas Vita". 

Or as I would have this one in a mere Italian non-phrase topic sequence: Voce Verita Vita.

v. "botched"

Palin and the Baptist

In case you missed the salon.com story on Palin and the Baptist preacher who refuses to condemn all gays, lesbians and transexuals ... and think that she knows anything about Iran and the Holocaust.

Palin may have missed that course on "20th Century History for Journalism Students" when she was flip-flopping from one of her five (or was it six?) colleges before she somehow got her degree ... during the first months of the Russian invasion of Poland (that was fall 1939, Gov'nor P.) ... some Polish refugees did come to find shelter in Persia.  The Nuremberg Laws were passed BEFORE we got to work on atomic bombs.  The Warsaw Ghetto was slaughtered BEFORE the Poles were slaughtered in Warsaw (as the Russians waited east of the Vistula.)  The French police were the main force rounding up Jews in France.  Most Jews in Bulgaria - like most in Denmark - survived.  Raoul Wallenberg disappeared at the hands of the Russians.

I know - it's complicated.  Many people refused to believe the Jews were actually being gassed.  It guess it kind just happened - sorta like, you know, "dropping the big one!"  Many people believe the Iranians are trying to build nuclear weapons.  And Obama is jest afeard to drop in a few bunk-busters!  Heck, you don't go after moose with a .22 - do you Dad? (Her Dad knows all about ammunition but her got caught up in that dinosaur hoax and now thinks the World is more than 7000 years old, silly ole fool ... but he was just teaching science - it's not like he was peddling that baloney at Sunday Schools to corrupt our innocent children!)

Iran is complicated. Sometimes they call it Persia.  Sometimes they speak Farsi and then they go an get a notion to goin' back to speakin' PErsian.  Before our new CIA over-threw the Iranian government to install our friend and yours, the Shah, the Jews of Tehran lived in relative peace. Very naive of them.  The Ayatollah was living openly in France.  Only in recent years - really just since Arnold became Gov'nor -  the middle-class and professional Jews of Iran have fled to Los Angeles (oops, they are on the West Coast and may vote progressive-liberal-communist-Dimocrat.)

Was it the United States which interfered with Jews emigrating from 1946 Europe to anywhere other than Palestine?   Heck no! Were those conservative members of the State Department or liberals?  And did France help?  Should we have offerd the DP's of Europe a new home in Alaska from where they could almost see the "home" provided in Stalin's autonomous Jewish republic as far from Moscow and Leningrad as he could find on the map?  Are you kidding?  What would they know about salmon fishin' and moose hunting - and most all of that we do on Saturdays anyway!

Well. it's just so dang complicated.  And the three words "Israel", and "Iran" and "Obama" all fit neatly on one hand.  And of course Netanyahu has been organizing get-togethers - "Come on in for tea!" - at new settlements all over the West Bank and Arabs are welcome there, too! (say, Bill, is that the West Bank of the "blue" Nile or the "white" Nile? - and whose on the East Bank? - Istanbowl or Constandinopel?

Of course, if anything ever DID happen to the State of Israel, The End of Days might have to be re-scheduled - but, heck, that's happened before, right?  RAPTURE!  Moose-hunting in heaven means never having to say "re-load!" 

PS   Pelosi might be the Anti-Christ!  Cuz anything's possible, right?  You-Bitcha!
(per SarahP)

Palin on Iran

Here she is at Facebook.  Of course we got the whole problem started by Cold War hysteria about a socialist (elected) government in Iran which hawks such as herself permitted the CIA to over-throw with a "private army" (not really a militia.)

So the US - I mean Obama - is the problem here and not China, France, Russia and Turkey (ignoring Syria.)  China and Russia may have been the largest obstacle, so we can suppose that Palin policies toward China and Russia would have had them lining up on our side ... hmmm.  Not very damn likely.  A President Hilary Clinton, perhaps so.

Note no mention of the Russian-American agreement on nuclear arms reduction ...

And then there are those pesky Envangelical Pentecostal missionaries annoying a variety of nations ... but of course we can tell the Prime Minister of India that President Palin is not "really" donating to those missionaries in Hindu, Jain, Sikh or Moslem villages.

Real politics.  Time to re-load!

Palin at the T-intersection of the ole country road

CNN reports that

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin kicked off a Tea Party rally Saturday in Sen. Harry Reid's hometown, encouraging disgruntled Americans to "take back our country"

The call for "conservative revolution" was also made in the 1920's in Europe in what was then the Weimar Republic. Conservative fanaticism differs little from one setting to another: Russophiles for Putin, Mullahs in Iran, Iraq, Turkey, Egypt ...

Pentecostal Evangelists in Canada - a tiny minority - have been more successful in many ways than any other crank minority in influencing a conservative political movement.  Of course, Palin denies that she is a Pentecostal: she simply attends Pentecostal churches.  The approach in Canada has been to get people of the radical faith into politics under other banners.

What would a "Tea Party" in New York or Washington be today?  A riot only?  What revolution do the gun-toters imagine they are about to  ram down the people's throats?  In Canada the aims have not always been modest - but eventually moderated.

Whether Palin will sign a "Covenant of Civility" remains to be seen: her raving followers may not have such scruples.

"take back our country" - but from whom and for whom and in the name of what?  All this to abolish Social Security and Medicare?  To abolish the Federal Reserve?  To abolish the the EPA?  To "restore" single-party politics?  To remove term limits for true Christian conservatives wearing the badge of permanent revolution?

On the other hand ...

What is it that one must never find on the right hand?  Nothing sinister I hope ... not that it would be something we would have in common with Him - we who are cast in His image - so what would be dextrous for Him, is merely sinister in us ... did I say "it" ?  Holy sh*t! Don't tell me it's another damned objection to the the physical ascension!?!  Somethings should never see the light of day!

On the other hand, what we could have is a new approach to the inevitable realization of the immaculate conception ... or of papal infallibility, whichever came first ... the right-handed chicken or the left-handed egg ... it is writ large somewheres ...

On the other hand, what if the Logos were actually merely an Indication, palmed off on us, so to speak, so as to keep us at arm's length from the Ineffable, the Immaterial and the Unmentionable?

The IIU, known to the uninitiated as the UII and spoken of in the presence of women - even in their suspected earshot - as the IUI, the triune vocable revealing that on each hand God had two thumbs and three fingers in perfect symmetry.

Palin's comedic Exit

Exit Glacier, really not of much interest - no moose hunting allowed and so few moose on the glacier.

So someone has allowed an unverifiable report to be leaked into the mainstream press that Exit Glacier is making an exit.  Is that really supposed to be funny?  can they not find comedy writers?

Here's the facts.  Alaskan tourism is in no way dependent on Exit Glacier.  Many old web pages continue to report that it is a day hike and tourists who take cruise ships from Seattle did not come all this way to be told to hike in their deck shoes!  FACT: you can drive right up to the "glacier" and we even have antique cars for rent, rare luxury cars, cars with real engines!

Fact: its just some ice.  A big chunk, yes, but just a chunka ice.  Forget all this hoopla about "climate change" - climate is always changing that why we have CNN for the changing weather and FOX News for the facts.

Kenai is hard to spell and how many el's are there in Seward anyway?  As for that Harding Icefield its actually an Alaskan Ice Ranch, a kinda plantation.

Advert: Available now! Genuine Alaska ice water!  Buy your chunk of the Exit Water Resource today!  Don't buy into that hoax of water on the poles of the moon - here you don't even have to take a cruiseship to the north pole in search of ice!  It's right here!  But act now, supplies are limited by demand!

Advert: CLIMATE-GATE!  Exit from Seward and you will be at the TAILGATING party of the decade!  Place your bets now on whose RV will be at the ice edge at daybreak the very next morning! (No worries foks, park rangers move the portable signs "Glacier ended here this morning" at daybreak and you can rest until the Ambien and beer wears off.)  Portable McDonalds and Burger King are park favorites!  The biggest parking lot in a state park!  Exit Glacier!  Note to campers: Septic tank disposal areas are available most anywhere right on site.

Principles, Privacy and Palin: the interview and the family.

"After an election - well, who really remembers who was Jimmy Carter's running-mate when he lost to Reagan?
You have to think about your family.  Of course, you could go on being the public's servant, say, Governor of some state that's never in the news - or you could just look out for your family.
There's the principle, not mention to the interest right now.  Suppose you could have a ghost writer, for example, and not have to worry about too many facts - well, you could have a book.  A best-seller even - if you had a really good ghost-writer with, you know, connections.  So there's all these options ...
Suppose someone offered you - asked you - to be on the Presidential ticket, well, you'd have to think of your family.  Sure, it only pays a hundred or so a year, but really good long-term benefits.  And a chance for the kids to decide if they want careers in acting or being in ad's and what not.
And then there's your looks - every year those digital cameras the Japs are making - they just pick up more and more details ever year.  It's like being spied on, once those papperhatsi get going with those new digital cameras that've got internet built right into 'em - no one will even want to go to Hawaii any more - it's just a big fishbowl!
Mayor of Fairbanks would be all right - what with the Japs catching all the fish now - probably using underwater digital cameras in their sneaky robot fishin' nets - what else is Todd gonna do?  Well yes, whaling, that would be alright ... they just eat all the fish anyways.
Does that Backman woman hunt?  I dont' know ... do they really have moose there in Minnesota?
Now a seat in the Senate, that's for at least four years, right?  And it sounds better on the campaign  trail ... Senator Palin - what about Arnold, he's a Senator isn't he? Isn't he retiring?
And then there's acting - Arnold had lots of that before - it's a bit like modeling, right?  Or standing along the sidelines at the big game, waiting for that little red light on the camera to turn all red.  It's just always so exciting!  And just once if they could use that snappy thing - you know, white and black box thing -"Take One - Palin for President".
I don't know about "Palin 'n Palin" - maybe just "Sarah 'n Todd" - like on a wedding invitation, only with pictures of the kids.  Most people can't even spell "Backman" I don't know what that Limbow is thinkin' ..
If I would've known then, well I could've ...

Hey! Look here now!  Stop that fussin' and complainin' right now!  I told you yesterday - and I'm gonna tell you just this one more time - three more weeks on this bus and then you all get the two days to fly to Juneau and back! And it's all paid for - and you just don't know when to be grateful.  And don't let me be hearing any lip!

So, what was I saying - do you have one of those little cassette players there - can we start that interview now?  I have your questions right here .. it's just photocopies you know, so I just fold it all up like that for my purse - but you can just smooth it all out there on your knee there - now Todd thought we could start with this one in the big letters at the top ... do you ever interview any movie stars?  Our pastor thinks I could be making at least one movie before the election ... it only takes a few weeks - and you don't have to be memorizing your lines anymore with the prompters they have now ... we didn't have those when I was in sports journalism and was being a sports analyst .. you had to remember what to ask the players and I didn't even have an assistant to tell me their names, you know, just to whisper it in my ear ... So, let's get started now alright?   Todd says I just look great in red, don't you think so?  You know they don't let their women wear red in Iran - makes them think like, you know, they might be having the curse - so you can wear red at home but not when you sit with your husband in those Muslin churches.  So now energy. Oh, how silly - it's first for you to ask the questions. Alright, I'm ready now ..."

Palin and Population: the next wave

Rick Sanchez will never fall for it again.  Anyone who has been in a mall or resort wave machine knows how it works!  Displace 9 meters of water and what will you get?

Same thing happened with the ticking population bomb?  Remember that hoax?  And then there was "acid rain"! That one was washed away quick enough!

And to think that these alarmists were trying to have Seattle budget for tsunami response readiness!

It is such a challenge to do the news before it happens ... it's really more of an art than a science.  But you end up asking some expert - but only because some director thinks you can't take a moment to check in The Farmer's Almanac right there on the air - we could you know - just ask the viewers to recite a Psalm while we look up the facts ...

Let's see, Nigeria.  Big place.  Not really over-populated.  Out here we just bush down some bush with an ole D7 CAT and voiley! a suburb!  A country suburb, really.

Mexico City.  Lack of suburban planning, really, if you think about it ...

And those sleepy ole volcanos - let me tell you - in Juneau we just don't panic the way they do up there in Anchorage.  A bunch of nervous nellies ...

Oh, we may have a 2012 team: Palin - Bachmann.  Forget Marsha Blackburn.  She has the wrong wave ...

Palin and revised extinction facts

Over at the WCS they seem finally to have recognized that climate change in Alaska is not caused by deforestation and combustion of fossil fuels.

Crude, that stinking black goop,  is not what you found in the bottom of that permafrost bog ... hell, no, crude is life itself, the very essence of life.  Distilled, it wafts to the very Nose, into the very Nostrils of God: He Smells it, and He Says that it is good!  Bunker C!  Do those fools think the 'C' stands for 'CONSERVATION' !  We're talking WILD Oil !  OIL on the wing!  An ocean awash in oil!

Back to the facts: the passenger pigeons were going extinct even before Columbus arrived.  What we failed to measure was the natural acceleration of this natural extinction process.  You see, they had been stowaways atop Noah's Ark and were not supposed to be here anyway.

The Beothuk Indians actually did not go extinct, but have been hunting buffalo on Catalina Island for years.

All this wildlife "conservation" is hype and exaggeration and fear-mongering just so that Washington can get assault rifles out of the hands of endangered moose hunters.

It's a fact.

Just watch.  They announce that this or that is going extinct, collect a lot of money, interfere with farmers pushing down bush and whadda ya know, the damn critters don't go extinct at all!  In fact, time and again these critters are removed from the Most Endangered Species list when exposed for the bad science that is behind all these tricks with statistics and estimates - who ever shot an "estimated" moose anyhow?

Fossil fuels are the very life blood of Alaskan tourism whether it be the oil for the cruise ship or the diesel for the train to Fairbanks.  Aviation fuel is what keeps Alaskans afloat!  Wherever our search for oil may take us, we will show no fear, no hesitation and no liberal commie-science will stand in the way of Alaskan Progress!
We built the Alaskan Highway!  We didn't need no one in Washington for that!  We bought Alaska from Russia!  We didn't need Washington for that!  Get Washington out of Alaska!

Fact:  States with a proven higher proportion of True Americans should have a higher number of House Representatives and an extra Senator or two or three.  States which have consistently voted Democrat should be docked a Senator until they mend their ways!  No Democrat should be allowed to serve after age 65.  No Democrat should be allowed to serve more than 2 consecutive terms.  These simple amendments will be the core of the New American Revolution!  The Conservative Revolt!

Fact: No one who does not own Private Property should vote.  It's a proven fact that Members of the NRA are owners of Private Property.  Studies have shown that by granting a mere 2 votes to each registered NRA member or allowing the NRA to administer Voter Registration instead of that damn Washington ACORN this country would have a True American President and a True American Congress.

ONE VOTE for America and ONE VOTE for God!  It's the ole double-barrell, it's the over-n-under that will restore America to her True Patriots!

Fact: While it is true that some sexual deviants are members of the NRA it has NEVER been proven that they actually voted Republican.  Log cabins are being built near Prudhoe Bay to house those who say they were Republican in order to ensure their recovery.

Fact: College psychiatrists report that liberals - who inevitably become depressed and then unable to hold their liquor - admit during the DT's that they wish they had been born Republican.  But we are not all destined to be Republican.  There must be a few damn fools to keep the rest of us On Our Toes!

FACT: Cormorants are the only birds other than Black Petrols known to bathe each morning in local oil slicks.

Palin dubbed "mega-star"

Asteroids bear the names of many great women, but know that we started the rumor that the great mega-star of Canis Majoris, the red hypergiant VY Canis Maj will be renamed: mega-star, designation GOP.

We soon expect to see the rumor at FOX News, Fair & Balanced, as a correction to the February 26, 2010 eructation by Gene J. Koprowski in which readers were directed to an old Gore campaign site as the algore.com site.  Clever, Gene!

To illustrate the sheer size of the mega-star, Todd and the PAC bus are expected this summer at the Columbia Icefields where they will be able to demonstrate that the rate of shrinking of that great glacier is a hoax!  The rate has never accelerated!  It just got faster, that's all!  And that's because the measuring tapes were allowed to lie out there on the dry ground in the sun instead of lying where they belong, on the ice.

Man does not change the climate.  The climate changes man.  Deforestation is a natural process that began in New York State and continued through Ohio, finally ending in Minnesota when it had run its natural course. 

Fact: the measurement of changed forestation in Brazil and anywhere else in the world has been contaminated because the cameras used by these "scientists" were on devices that were used in daylight!  Warmed by the sun!

Fact: the huge Douglas Fir stumps visible through a chain-link fence on Crown Land in Surrey, BC, is part of a Green Peace hoax!  Those stumps were there before the Hastings mill was built!  Before the Corps of Engineers arrived!  It had been a Dutch settlement (as confirmed by near-by windmills.)

FACT: Of the 3000 pages and 10,000 items in the report now discredited by one typo and two errors, there is just too much stuff to read to be able to confirm that human activities affect the weather!  The weather affects human activities!  Been to a barbecue in Seattle lately, Al ?!?

Fact: Natural climate change does not affect the risk of earthquake.  Exaggerations of the risk of devastation in Seattle were all from climate gate denialists.

Fact: Those who object to expanding cities built near volcanos or on mere fault lines live in denial of the Latter Days being upon us!  Of course there will be devastation!  Read Revelations!  Ever since the science behind plate tectonics was allowed into public schools and public libraries but saucer abductions by Lucifer's henchmen forced into private vanity press publishing, Christian History has been distorted.  Get the science outa geology!  Call a rock a rock!

Fact: Dire warnings about mud liquifaction in a major quake in Delta, B.C., were spread by alarmists using Japanese data!  The Japs were trying to get back land in Delta!  Trying to discourage more Evangelicals and Pentecostals from living south of the slopes that will one day be ours: North Vancouver, West Vancouver, last bastion of high-IQ atheists!  When the coast is clear, the Coast will be ours!

Fact: No born-again Christian has ever re-offended as a pedophile in a Community Church without first having adopted Male Sexual Exclusivity:  MSE!  Repent!

Advert: Buy your clear-cut logging permit for the so-called water-shed north of Vancouver!  Market genuine Canadian all-wood bobsleds and toboggans!  Don't waste money on more acres on the Moon for helium mining that the EPA will try to shut down!  Deforestation: so we can see from here to Eternity!

Fact: Mud, per cubic gallon, holds more centimeters of water than the floor of the tree-huggers "forest".  Tree plantations must be private property!  Stop the Canadian Government from using socialist tree planting!

Advert: Recycle carbon!  Haul old growth Redwoods and Douglas Fir to Texas on your custom 18-wheeler log-hauler and tandem trailer.  Come see our sample log mansions in Christian retirement communities!  Enjoy the Rapture in the comfort of a large group!  Texas. where old wood meets new oil!

BAN SIGNS warning that the use of Retarder Brakes in papist Urban areas is illegal!  Retarder Brakes are private property!  Most urban areas SHOULD BE private property!  See FOX News, Fair & Balanced, for more details on this and other threats to Private Property in your town!  Farmers!  The attack on corn syrup is only the thin edge of the Eminent Domain wedge!  Don't be pried of your private land!

Wake up the children of Democrats in Minnesota!  Haul logs through Eden Prairie!  Retarder Brakes, the clarion call to revolution!  Paul Revere wooda had 'em!

Question: Will Paul Bunyan be among the resurrected and will he be looking for his Babe?  This and more answers on Bible literature appear regularly in the Revised Science and Revised History News at FOX: sly as a fox!  But Fair and Balanced!

Expose fake Science Journalism! Ban Scientific American from public libraries!  It is not even AMERICAN!  We have proof that over the years, the "Facts" reported by this yellow rag have changed as often as the "Theory" behind those "Facts".  No articles supporting the Genesis account of the work of the Great Designer have ever been published in this mouthpiece for ATHEISM!  Support Fair and Balanced Science!  Read your Science News at SciTech on the easy menu at FOXNEWS.com !

Palin and Social Credit

It has been suggested that our interpretation of Gov'nor Palin's exhortation to Canadians to "Keep the Faith!" was not at all on the target.  We missed it by a moose!

What she meant was to renew our faith in Social Credit!

Across the Canadian Bible Belt, in the days before Texas oil was found in Alberta, why back then we had Baptist preachers and Social Credit.  "Bible" Bill Eberhardt, Earnest Manning. Wack-E. Bennett and The Boy Bennett.  We even had Réal "Peanut" Créditistes in what you would call your French Canada (we owe Google Translate credit for its help in this area social networking.)

Now what was Social Credit? Well I'm glad you asked.  It was not "socialist" and it was not about wild partying because it auntie-dates your credit card frauds.  No, it was the real thing.

Let me explain.  Suppose you hired yourself a steno but you told her she was a "research assistant" who just happened to half-to-know Pitman shorthand.  Now she gets to tell people that she is a research assistant and someone who is in the habit of stopping in your office for more than just a smoke and a coffee - why they hire her away from you as a research assistant but really she's their hootchie-kootchie girl if you get my drift.  Now let's just stay with the first transaction where our debit was also our credit.  We call that our double entry.  What your social credit tells you is that she did not get something from nothing.  She worked for you as a steno taking notes and fetching coffee and all the salesman liked her.  So what she had was an investment, you might say, a "credit".  Now when she goes to her new social status as a research assistant, now she draws on that credit.  But you see, no money has to change hands here apart from her minimum wage.  And even if she is still making minimum wag - by which I mean girl's minimum wage and not the working man's minimum wage, why she has carried that social credit over to her new position.

I hope that has made that clear.  Now up there in Canada those socialists from the CCF renamed themselves the NDP and some carpet-baggers from down East they call themselves Liberals so we had no choice but to call our Social Credit most anything else.  Like "progressive".  So we had our Progressive Conservatives.  Now don't you get all confused because a Liberal in your Province of the French Canada, your La Quebéc, is your died-in-the-wool anti-federal Conservative when we have to have a Federal election every 5 or 6 years when the Parliament is not per-rogued and their members out living on their per-diem.

What all this goes to show is that your economic theories they are all fine and good at your community college and what not but in business, heck no.  It's who you know and are you a Mason.  Now that goes for your politics too, where all your political theory is fine at some United Church policy meeting in the Maritimes but when it comes to talking to real Baptists and Evangelicals out in the West we understand political economy, by which we mean your Social Credit.

None of this explanation will do you much good out there in New Foundland where they wanted to have some British George's Bank for their cod fish stock.  Well we had one king George and then another and even had us a MacKenzie King and what I can tell you is this: your New Foundlander is basically your lazy fisherman who only wants to fish for his cod in the spring and bank on his cod the rest of the year.  Well without the Social Credit that meant but the one thing, your Pogie.

Now up there in Alaska they don't have the Pogie but then they don't have much fishing on account of their not hunting their fish-killing fish-a-gobbling seal, whales and mollhusks.  So I see that up there we have prime Social Credit country and if they one day strike oil, well God Bless 'Em.

Glossary: Pogie, i.e., Socialist Unemployment Insurance and Computer Retraining
Idiom: "Going on the Pogie" as in "done fishing for the summer by June".
Jargon: "retrained" i.e., someone applying for their next training course to extend their Pogie.
Politics: "Socred" - died-in-the-wool conservative.  "So-Cred" - your "big C" Socred who voted Diefenbaker in the big Federal election.

Palin and the CNN LIVE open mike

Today, Feb 25, (2012 - 2) when that supposed "President" (that's still the terrorists buddy, O, B. Hussein) rose to let members of the House vote, suspending the SETUP "dialogue" with some fake-Conservative Republicans led by TURN-COAT McCain, the internets CNN LIVE left the mike open for a few minutes as their Journalist followed that pseudo-Prez across to what should already be the Palin White House.

Imagine what Alaskans on the internets coulda herd!

True, it was only when the CNN Journalist managed to catch the attention of that non-American Pr*s*d*nt that we heard someone near the West Wing sidewalk entrance by the Press Scrum across from Lafayette Park saying "F*cking" this or that - but our kids MIGHT have heard someone say how if Senator Palin of Hawaii had been invited, she sure culda shut down that "guy" with all his scoffin' at the "talkin' points" of Tea-Party-Approved-for re-election Rep's who were providing the American People CONSISTENT common sense solutions that the American people demand!

An open mike is part of the open society and under the prophesied Palin Interregnum, FOX News will be operating open mikes most everywhere as radio merges with web-cams [AM mashes-up with FM] so that we can monitor any misleading reports before they are twisted by the formerly Mainstream Media just to confirm the revocation of their unmerited broadcast license "entitlement" under the new NRA-administered FCC.

PROTECT MEDICARE!   GET "WASHINGTON" OUTA THE HEALTH INSURENCE BIZINESS!

The NRA ... helping Helliburston administer towns across America in the new Tea Party Network (Inc.)

Palin and Prophecy

We wish to apologize for having left some of our followers with the impression that the Gov'nor was unversed in Pentecostal theology (Alaskan).

It has been brought to our attention that in the Last Days we will see an historical correction.  With the Bodily Resurrection of all sinners prior to their Physical Descent into Everlasting Damnation, those Pentecostals raptured from Nagasaki and Hiroshima will be doing a quick head count BECAUSE  the mainstream Japanese press have exaggerated for years the numbers vaporized in two urban tests of tactical non-HE explosive devices, neither model of which went into full-scale production.

Imagine the chagrin of those lil' beggars who resisted the missionary message of our missions in Nagi and Hiro only to be Physically Resurrected and then moments later, Kah-phlouey! - the big non-water slide into Hell-Fire !

One of  the finer theological points, naturally, is whether the designer labels of those who experienced mere atomic vaporization will be restored to the unburnt clothing that they will leave behind upon Rapture.  In the few moments that the Resurrected Sinners are wetting their tattered undies, imagine their chagrin in seeing the odd label turned out on this sweater and that jumpsuit, knowing that they, too, could have known Prosperity Gospel and Redeeming Grace! Talk about your being predestined for a turn-around!  El Tropos!

PS
Pentecostal physicists tell us that although physically there are not enough electrons in the Universe to store the details about the identities of those who will be Physically Resurrected only to be dry-flushed to HELL, there is in fact a one, true and mighty God who can see in the dark (remember, before the ole "Let there be light!", right?) and that He has, in fact, inscribed all the necessary details on scrolls of ... Dark Matter!  The new "string" theory of  dark matter is, in fact, the curved "manifolds" or "brains" of "Scroll Theory"!

New French Training for the State Department not needed for Palin Presidency

Reports that new French training was available for State Department employees required to commute from London to Paris and from Paris to London via sealed-trained transporting gold for war reparations have been the result of a misprint.

The issue was clarified by the BCC as being a mere typo, a mere leaden mistep.  The widely circulated memo was intended to single out Rumainians (commonly referred to as Roman Gypsies).

Romanian is a Hungarrian dierlekt spoekn in the Transvaal and simliar to Boolgharian.  They have very poor training in their narrow-gauge system (if you call that a system!) in which, for reasons of eastern metaphysics, key switches were often operated by trained babouins known as "Mastiffs" or "macaques".

A recent panic when easterners were briefly trapped overnight in the Chunnel under European regulation ambient lighting for tunnels over one mile long and rather straight (commonly misperceived as total darkness at noon but actually merely intense semi-darkness) resulted in normally travel-savante, hirsute and otherwise svelte Parisians momentarily panicking when they awoke for diner and found they could not see, feel or even remember the brand of the baggage they were travelling with/avec.  Most would have called their spouse at home rather than disturb their amour-propre sleeping at their side, but Normalien service-cellulaire Supérieur was not available to the worldly, but egregiously agoraphobic, cagnes-voyageurs.

American's with iTouch and iPhone which double as flashlights were accused of deliberately blinding Europeans indiscriminately leading to the impression that they were being robbed of their culturale baggages.
Britons equipped with similar Newtonian devices were quietly absorbed with non-adult content Jungian "apps".

But, plie-baggages, all's well that disembarks unrumpled and the/le SNCF promises that news services will hear no more of these irregularities which have already once disturbed an otherwise tranquille break-repas at the Elyssé banquet hall (Swiss catering available.)

The Libyan Embassy in Monaco reports that no Swiss Nationals were CF's (i.e., removed from the train) during the brief respite from service due to the usual presence of Masad anti-terror marshals on the Trans-Occidental Trains.

Spa Rumours

Rumours reaching us by mail from Canada's capital city, Toronta, would seem to indicate that last week the Metro Capital Region was seized with panic spawned by an mis-translation of a last month's interview with Sarah Palin at a Border book-signing.

httpc://wcw.Amazon.ca, the Canadian Government Crown Web Corp owned out-right by Yahoo-Twitter Audit, Tax and Accounting (2010) [YWATA] reports on its telegraphic Rooters News Bulletin (delivery by next-week mail only) - reports, we say, that telegraph services have been swamped by orders from the Far North as remote as Thunder Bay and Nipagon.  Scouts' honour!

These unprecedented remote electric money-order "buys" are due to the unexpected hint that a re-elected government which "Keeps the Faith" would release the long awaited Three Dollar "Tweenie" coin!

The entire phoo-farrah was caused by the Canadian Cabinet Member for Bible Schools (PAC) demanding that Palin recite chapter-and-verse WHICH Bible she is a-Bible-believing.  When Palin's theological advisor stated that her Bible was based on the revised koine, local radio stations reported that each bible contained an original trinity or "triune" COIN-eh?

Canada and America: one Nation and some territories separated only by a language.

Palin may have suggested that Canada's national colours are not colour-co-ordinated with the colours of the Alaskan flag that Todd kept from his days in that other northern government, but colour via telegraph is sequential-partial-only and not yet YCMB or RGBx.

Advert:  Canadians!  Digital telegraphie is coming to northern Canadian radio-televiseur!  Register now at your town postal service bureau and pharmacy/service de pharmacie postale. [Available only south of the Yellowhead or south of the #1, which ever applies in your rural township.  Maritime service may vary with inclement weather or pulp-forest/forêt-nationale entomologic/entomologique infestation/infestation]

Public Legal Notice: Canadian/canadiens Airports/aerodromes found to have retained mention of "hangar" or "stop" in English-language documents face action under the Law to De-franglais Western Canada/La Loi sur les Nouvelles Lois Linguisitique et Sociologique (2010-38d-HRPR).  Those cited to appear before a Justice of The Peace should be prepared to recite the oath of re-allegiance in both official languages but to the original Canadian culture tune of the magistrate's choice [recent original top tunes included "Snowbird", "River of Darkness", "Danny Boy" and "Old Lang Sine".]

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