Palin's comedic Exit

Exit Glacier, really not of much interest - no moose hunting allowed and so few moose on the glacier.

So someone has allowed an unverifiable report to be leaked into the mainstream press that Exit Glacier is making an exit.  Is that really supposed to be funny?  can they not find comedy writers?

Here's the facts.  Alaskan tourism is in no way dependent on Exit Glacier.  Many old web pages continue to report that it is a day hike and tourists who take cruise ships from Seattle did not come all this way to be told to hike in their deck shoes!  FACT: you can drive right up to the "glacier" and we even have antique cars for rent, rare luxury cars, cars with real engines!

Fact: its just some ice.  A big chunk, yes, but just a chunka ice.  Forget all this hoopla about "climate change" - climate is always changing that why we have CNN for the changing weather and FOX News for the facts.

Kenai is hard to spell and how many el's are there in Seward anyway?  As for that Harding Icefield its actually an Alaskan Ice Ranch, a kinda plantation.

Advert: Available now! Genuine Alaska ice water!  Buy your chunk of the Exit Water Resource today!  Don't buy into that hoax of water on the poles of the moon - here you don't even have to take a cruiseship to the north pole in search of ice!  It's right here!  But act now, supplies are limited by demand!

Advert: CLIMATE-GATE!  Exit from Seward and you will be at the TAILGATING party of the decade!  Place your bets now on whose RV will be at the ice edge at daybreak the very next morning! (No worries foks, park rangers move the portable signs "Glacier ended here this morning" at daybreak and you can rest until the Ambien and beer wears off.)  Portable McDonalds and Burger King are park favorites!  The biggest parking lot in a state park!  Exit Glacier!  Note to campers: Septic tank disposal areas are available most anywhere right on site.