Asteroids bear the names of many great women, but know that we started the rumor that the great mega-star of Canis Majoris, the red hypergiant VY Canis Maj will be renamed: mega-star, designation GOP.
We soon expect to see the rumor at FOX News, Fair & Balanced, as a correction to the February 26, 2010 eructation by Gene J. Koprowski in which readers were directed to an old Gore campaign site as the algore.com site. Clever, Gene!
To illustrate the sheer size of the mega-star, Todd and the PAC bus are expected this summer at the Columbia Icefields where they will be able to demonstrate that the rate of shrinking of that great glacier is a hoax! The rate has never accelerated! It just got faster, that's all! And that's because the measuring tapes were allowed to lie out there on the dry ground in the sun instead of lying where they belong, on the ice.
Man does not change the climate. The climate changes man. Deforestation is a natural process that began in New York State and continued through Ohio, finally ending in Minnesota when it had run its natural course.
Fact: the measurement of changed forestation in Brazil and anywhere else in the world has been contaminated because the cameras used by these "scientists" were on devices that were used in daylight! Warmed by the sun!
Fact: the huge Douglas Fir stumps visible through a chain-link fence on Crown Land in Surrey, BC, is part of a Green Peace hoax! Those stumps were there before the Hastings mill was built! Before the Corps of Engineers arrived! It had been a Dutch settlement (as confirmed by near-by windmills.)
FACT: Of the 3000 pages and 10,000 items in the report now discredited by one typo and two errors, there is just too much stuff to read to be able to confirm that human activities affect the weather! The weather affects human activities! Been to a barbecue in Seattle lately, Al ?!?
Fact: Natural climate change does not affect the risk of earthquake. Exaggerations of the risk of devastation in Seattle were all from climate gate denialists.
Fact: Those who object to expanding cities built near volcanos or on mere fault lines live in denial of the Latter Days being upon us! Of course there will be devastation! Read Revelations! Ever since the science behind plate tectonics was allowed into public schools and public libraries but saucer abductions by Lucifer's henchmen forced into private vanity press publishing, Christian History has been distorted. Get the science outa geology! Call a rock a rock!
Fact: Dire warnings about mud liquifaction in a major quake in Delta, B.C., were spread by alarmists using Japanese data! The Japs were trying to get back land in Delta! Trying to discourage more Evangelicals and Pentecostals from living south of the slopes that will one day be ours: North Vancouver, West Vancouver, last bastion of high-IQ atheists! When the coast is clear, the Coast will be ours!
Fact: No born-again Christian has ever re-offended as a pedophile in a Community Church without first having adopted Male Sexual Exclusivity: MSE! Repent!
Advert: Buy your clear-cut logging permit for the so-called water-shed north of Vancouver! Market genuine Canadian all-wood bobsleds and toboggans! Don't waste money on more acres on the Moon for helium mining that the EPA will try to shut down! Deforestation: so we can see from here to Eternity!
Fact: Mud, per cubic gallon, holds more centimeters of water than the floor of the tree-huggers "forest". Tree plantations must be private property! Stop the Canadian Government from using socialist tree planting!
Advert: Recycle carbon! Haul old growth Redwoods and Douglas Fir to Texas on your custom 18-wheeler log-hauler and tandem trailer. Come see our sample log mansions in Christian retirement communities! Enjoy the Rapture in the comfort of a large group! Texas. where old wood meets new oil!
BAN SIGNS warning that the use of Retarder Brakes in papist Urban areas is illegal! Retarder Brakes are private property! Most urban areas SHOULD BE private property! See FOX News, Fair & Balanced, for more details on this and other threats to Private Property in your town! Farmers! The attack on corn syrup is only the thin edge of the Eminent Domain wedge! Don't be pried of your private land!
Wake up the children of Democrats in Minnesota! Haul logs through Eden Prairie! Retarder Brakes, the clarion call to revolution! Paul Revere wooda had 'em!
Question: Will Paul Bunyan be among the resurrected and will he be looking for his Babe? This and more answers on Bible literature appear regularly in the Revised Science and Revised History News at FOX: sly as a fox! But Fair and Balanced!
Expose fake Science Journalism! Ban Scientific American from public libraries! It is not even AMERICAN! We have proof that over the years, the "Facts" reported by this yellow rag have changed as often as the "Theory" behind those "Facts". No articles supporting the Genesis account of the work of the Great Designer have ever been published in this mouthpiece for ATHEISM! Support Fair and Balanced Science! Read your Science News at SciTech on the easy menu at FOXNEWS.com !
Showing posts with label Dr. Palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dr. Palin. Show all posts
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Friday, February 19, 2010
Palin and the Pack
Some of you who follow our posts at conservative.org and at cpac.org have wondered why Marco Rubio and not Gov'nor Palin gave the uplifting address at CPAC 2010.
We know that the message had to be first: ‘2010 is a referendum on the very identity of our nation’.
A message like that needs to be written out on a complete French-cuff - from Brooks Brothers Mensa Warehouse or Armani if you've got it.
We know you felt disappointed, brooded in the let-down, sitting there with her photo in your hand.
Yes, we know that many of you who must act alone, who must use your final acts of freedom to help tear down the big government that is destroying, desolving and defaming our nation! We know that many of you could not fly your private planes from Alaska to DC. We understand that you must think nationally, but act locally!
When the very identity of our nation is at risk - a delicate virgin about to be ravaged - when our pristine freedoms will be taken away forever - now is the time to act!
And no one knows how to act the part better than Marco Rubio! Mark married the cheerleader!
While Mark has not been as active as we would like in rezoning Papa Johnstown to permit a larger Pentecostal Sanctuary - a real Panther Sanctuary where confused teens can escape from Jesuit dogmas - but unlike McCain, he is still a Conservative!
We are a Christian Nation! Do not let some Amendment to the Consteatution confuse you: the separation of Statist Policies from Revealed Truths was to limit the influence of Presbyterians at a time when Methodists were not yet Pentecostals! George Washington was not yet an Evangelical!
Yes we can tolerate a few Jews in New York - and even in Florida, where they only come to convert!
Those Polacks in Detroit were at least Catholics! Those Portugeese in Boston at least know how to do up a hotel room!
Win back the identity of America! Stop immigration from Canada! Recent revisions of census data by Christian demographers at the Family Lives Foundation have shown conclusively that the major ethnic group in America is not German Hessians, no - it is Scots-Anglo-Irish ! They traveled from the southern Scottish Highlands through London to Northern Ireland and then by potato boat to America! Restore jigs and reels, the true jazz of America and the music of fisherman from Florida to Alaska!
Help America open the first Pentecostal Mission in Kaliningrad! Help Hugh Jackman open the first Pentecostal Mission within the walls of Baghdad! Stop Israel from preventing the rebuilding of the Gardens of Babylon and needlessly postponing the Final Days!
On that final days when the bodily resurrected sinners are cast into eternal hellfire, on that day, freed of Mormons and Hindoos, we will see that it was now, in 2010, that we acted to preserve the American Identity before it is too late!
Act now! Martyrs will rise from the ashes! Over-throw statist big government! REVOLUTION!
Fact: Conservative Revolution permits the sale of government buildings to members of the private sector who embrace the Entrepreneurial Spirit. Register now at CPAC so that your name will be in the list in the Last Days of BIG Government!
Fact: Conservative Revolution provides as boost to tourism as less fortunate foreigners come by the boatload to see how we restored the American Dream!
Advert: Mark Rubio for President!
Advert: Marco Rubio talsk the talk, but JUST LIKE John MacCain he don't walk the walk! Todd Palin for Vice-President! Help launch the Conservative Dynasty! Repeal term limits! Allow the Mother of all Mothers to serve until she has reached her full term! Five Score and twenty!
Fact: Had George W. Bush and Dick Chainy been permitted to serve the number of terms which God had intended, we would have no war in Afganistan! Black Guard and Helliburnton had already arranged to redraw the British border to finally grant our ally, Pakistan, its Manifest Destiny! From Pentecostal missions in Lahore, Islameebad and Karatchee we are now able to reach the primitive people and savages of the high mountain passes. We may even discover the lost city of Shangree-Law. We are now able to house refugee Christians from India as she seeks her true Identity, denied her by Alexander the Greek's cowardice! First India, then Singapour and then Taiwan, Island Capital of all them Chinamen! The Chinks will thank us! All this in the lifetime of one, the last, the TRUE President! Paint the White House Silver-and-Gold!
Contributions from Glenn Beck were so helpful in preparing this post, but you know Glen, even though the White House is now black, we wanted to see a silver-lining. You can paint the Treasury Temple GOLD!
Paint the Smithsonian Kremlin RED!
Advert: We rely on telephone calls and e-mails from all of our supporters who are trapped in their government jobs to pay mortgages you had before you were reborn. Some of you labor in the bowels of the Pentagon, some of you in the Hilary State Department - but keep those messages of support and encouragement coming in! We now have sketches of key Vatican weaknesses from our friends at the CIA and we will manage to paratroop in the Mission at Saint Peters before the Last Days are upon us! See the Lion lay down with the Lamb in Saint Marks Square right there in the Vatican! Free Romans from the walls of the Vatican! Pope Benedict! Bring down the walls! Behold the Anti-Christ! A black man in the white house! Send funds to the the Community Christian Center in your town and help support the Universal Pentecostal Mission!
Fact: Withhold your taxes and bring about the Last Days of the IRS! The revolution is at hand! Let every man show his true colors! There is a fire burning in the House of the Nation and it is a Conservative flame!
Advert: We know the struggle to get your children to memorize only the Psalms that really belong in the Bible! Now we have the new American Bible Service! Each year we will send your child a new Bible with just the right verses for his age group. No more white-out in the Song of Saulomen! Improved translations include those of our founders: "Who has photographed a dinosaur! Who has seen global warning" [ God speaking to Jobe from the blender] A Bible in every backpack! A Bible on every IPOD. [digital versions extra.]
We know that the message had to be first: ‘2010 is a referendum on the very identity of our nation’.
A message like that needs to be written out on a complete French-cuff - from Brooks Brothers Mensa Warehouse or Armani if you've got it.
We know you felt disappointed, brooded in the let-down, sitting there with her photo in your hand.
Yes, we know that many of you who must act alone, who must use your final acts of freedom to help tear down the big government that is destroying, desolving and defaming our nation! We know that many of you could not fly your private planes from Alaska to DC. We understand that you must think nationally, but act locally!
When the very identity of our nation is at risk - a delicate virgin about to be ravaged - when our pristine freedoms will be taken away forever - now is the time to act!
And no one knows how to act the part better than Marco Rubio! Mark married the cheerleader!
While Mark has not been as active as we would like in rezoning Papa Johnstown to permit a larger Pentecostal Sanctuary - a real Panther Sanctuary where confused teens can escape from Jesuit dogmas - but unlike McCain, he is still a Conservative!
We are a Christian Nation! Do not let some Amendment to the Consteatution confuse you: the separation of Statist Policies from Revealed Truths was to limit the influence of Presbyterians at a time when Methodists were not yet Pentecostals! George Washington was not yet an Evangelical!
Yes we can tolerate a few Jews in New York - and even in Florida, where they only come to convert!
Those Polacks in Detroit were at least Catholics! Those Portugeese in Boston at least know how to do up a hotel room!
Win back the identity of America! Stop immigration from Canada! Recent revisions of census data by Christian demographers at the Family Lives Foundation have shown conclusively that the major ethnic group in America is not German Hessians, no - it is Scots-Anglo-Irish ! They traveled from the southern Scottish Highlands through London to Northern Ireland and then by potato boat to America! Restore jigs and reels, the true jazz of America and the music of fisherman from Florida to Alaska!
Help America open the first Pentecostal Mission in Kaliningrad! Help Hugh Jackman open the first Pentecostal Mission within the walls of Baghdad! Stop Israel from preventing the rebuilding of the Gardens of Babylon and needlessly postponing the Final Days!
On that final days when the bodily resurrected sinners are cast into eternal hellfire, on that day, freed of Mormons and Hindoos, we will see that it was now, in 2010, that we acted to preserve the American Identity before it is too late!
Act now! Martyrs will rise from the ashes! Over-throw statist big government! REVOLUTION!
Fact: Conservative Revolution permits the sale of government buildings to members of the private sector who embrace the Entrepreneurial Spirit. Register now at CPAC so that your name will be in the list in the Last Days of BIG Government!
Fact: Conservative Revolution provides as boost to tourism as less fortunate foreigners come by the boatload to see how we restored the American Dream!
Advert: Mark Rubio for President!
Advert: Marco Rubio talsk the talk, but JUST LIKE John MacCain he don't walk the walk! Todd Palin for Vice-President! Help launch the Conservative Dynasty! Repeal term limits! Allow the Mother of all Mothers to serve until she has reached her full term! Five Score and twenty!
Fact: Had George W. Bush and Dick Chainy been permitted to serve the number of terms which God had intended, we would have no war in Afganistan! Black Guard and Helliburnton had already arranged to redraw the British border to finally grant our ally, Pakistan, its Manifest Destiny! From Pentecostal missions in Lahore, Islameebad and Karatchee we are now able to reach the primitive people and savages of the high mountain passes. We may even discover the lost city of Shangree-Law. We are now able to house refugee Christians from India as she seeks her true Identity, denied her by Alexander the Greek's cowardice! First India, then Singapour and then Taiwan, Island Capital of all them Chinamen! The Chinks will thank us! All this in the lifetime of one, the last, the TRUE President! Paint the White House Silver-and-Gold!
Contributions from Glenn Beck were so helpful in preparing this post, but you know Glen, even though the White House is now black, we wanted to see a silver-lining. You can paint the Treasury Temple GOLD!
Paint the Smithsonian Kremlin RED!
Advert: We rely on telephone calls and e-mails from all of our supporters who are trapped in their government jobs to pay mortgages you had before you were reborn. Some of you labor in the bowels of the Pentagon, some of you in the Hilary State Department - but keep those messages of support and encouragement coming in! We now have sketches of key Vatican weaknesses from our friends at the CIA and we will manage to paratroop in the Mission at Saint Peters before the Last Days are upon us! See the Lion lay down with the Lamb in Saint Marks Square right there in the Vatican! Free Romans from the walls of the Vatican! Pope Benedict! Bring down the walls! Behold the Anti-Christ! A black man in the white house! Send funds to the the Community Christian Center in your town and help support the Universal Pentecostal Mission!
Fact: Withhold your taxes and bring about the Last Days of the IRS! The revolution is at hand! Let every man show his true colors! There is a fire burning in the House of the Nation and it is a Conservative flame!
Advert: We know the struggle to get your children to memorize only the Psalms that really belong in the Bible! Now we have the new American Bible Service! Each year we will send your child a new Bible with just the right verses for his age group. No more white-out in the Song of Saulomen! Improved translations include those of our founders: "Who has photographed a dinosaur! Who has seen global warning" [ God speaking to Jobe from the blender] A Bible in every backpack! A Bible on every IPOD. [digital versions extra.]
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Palin to receive Honorary Doctorate
Rumors are afoot that the Uganda Pentecostal University will be granting an Honorary Doctor of Law to Gov'nor Palin.
The former Hugo Grotius School of Law and Professional Studies is best known for debunking claims that international law forbids burning accused homosexuals at the stake. The leading Uganda ministers have clarified that only paedophiles are burned at the stake. In the case of the sons and nephews of government ministers, most are required to do community service at the retraining center for for the sons and nephews of known homosexual politicians. The controversial "rape-conversions" are, in fact, therapeutic, part of the new government effort never to "spare the rod". Early efforts to use water-boarding to deter male prostitution near popular tourist resorts on Lake Victoria have simply proven ineffective. These are, we are told, "the Devil's terrorists" and there is only one thing that they understand.
A recent Ugandan Supreme Court decision to allow fathers to rape suspected homosexual sons in private has been misunderstood: such measures require both a permit and a documented failure of both public spanking and public flogging to deter the devils contrary to the report of the Kafka Catholic Institute on Doma Lex and Pater Familial Law. Fathers who have lost a hand due to false accusations of theft are permitted to use the mother's oldest brother as their father-surrogate (one must never flog with the left-hand as it is only used to leave the symbol the the Evil Eye when getting to know new neighbors.)
A flood of tourists from Turkey purchasing spades and shovels has led to relaxing anti-terrorist requirements such that young women traveling to Uganda in the company of only their father, their brothers or their mother's brothers shall no longer be required to purchase round-trip tickets. Uganda has been importing spades and shovels from neighboring countries ever since the Fatwa declaring that shovels and spades used to protect family honor are in fact holy relics. The Fatwa on the use of Israeli-made backhoes, once so popular in Uganda, has resulted in the current high demand. It is thought in Juneau that shovels and spades left over from the last Alaskan Gold Rush and currently in storage in Murmansk might be shipped to Uganda once the US Corp of Missionary Engineers has completed the new canal linking the Great Lakes with Lake Victoria. Fears of Communist Chinese carp have delayed the project.
Advisors from AIDS and homosexual-free Iran have been welcomed by the Ugandan Pentecostal Council of Government Ministers and their nephews as a sign of ecumenical amity. Only unwritten or unpublished legal regulations, not confidential policy, will be affected by these consultations with fellow theocrats.
It had previously been thought the the major universities which had granted doctorates (actual full-entitlement PhD's with tenured health insurance benefits) to the present President of The Ukraine and the former Romanian first lady, Dr. Ceausescu (the world's first illiterate female peasant director of a national chemistry research institute) but Roumainian is difficult to spell and Ukraine has only been independent of Russia for about as long as Alaska and could return to form Bi-yellaruss at any time which would be difficult to explain at some international conferences on climate stability and retrograde climate epicycles where they don't always speak much English or don't read so good.
It is not known if a Doctorate of Divinity will be awarded on this or a future visit of the proto-presidential couple to the American Community Christian Missions of Uganda (formerly the World Evangelical Pentecostal Missions to Uganda.)
A Doctorate in Carp Fisheries Administration will be awarded to husband Todd if his duties with the newly amalgamated FAA-NRA permit.
Advert: If you feel your airplane may be a target, rest assured: you are now in the hands of the new FAA, administered by the professionals at NRA. No target is too small for the really big guns at NRA. You will only have to read NTSB-approved gunsights on all weapons carried by our FAA-NRA marshals if you forget the chapter and verse for your in-flight sermon.. Have a FAA-N RA-ide!
Advert: New National Patriots Airlines - only catering to folks who pray without all that rocking and bric-a-brac. The pride of Kentucky! Fly in comfort with your congregation to your next national convention - at ease in our wide-bottomed seats. Head office: Nashville, TN. Remember, only Pastors, Deacons and Elders are permitted to fly Sundays (Mormons excepted.) Ticket purchases by privately-owned Fedex and UPS only, if'n y'all please: the SMSDT (Southern Mail Service and Delivery Trust) is your best choice in a Free America. The Mail Trust carries only the mail we trust! Sponsored by the family-owned House of Thurn and Taxis, home of telegraphed internet tax returns and other banking services. More than just the mail!
The former Hugo Grotius School of Law and Professional Studies is best known for debunking claims that international law forbids burning accused homosexuals at the stake. The leading Uganda ministers have clarified that only paedophiles are burned at the stake. In the case of the sons and nephews of government ministers, most are required to do community service at the retraining center for for the sons and nephews of known homosexual politicians. The controversial "rape-conversions" are, in fact, therapeutic, part of the new government effort never to "spare the rod". Early efforts to use water-boarding to deter male prostitution near popular tourist resorts on Lake Victoria have simply proven ineffective. These are, we are told, "the Devil's terrorists" and there is only one thing that they understand.
A recent Ugandan Supreme Court decision to allow fathers to rape suspected homosexual sons in private has been misunderstood: such measures require both a permit and a documented failure of both public spanking and public flogging to deter the devils contrary to the report of the Kafka Catholic Institute on Doma Lex and Pater Familial Law. Fathers who have lost a hand due to false accusations of theft are permitted to use the mother's oldest brother as their father-surrogate (one must never flog with the left-hand as it is only used to leave the symbol the the Evil Eye when getting to know new neighbors.)
A flood of tourists from Turkey purchasing spades and shovels has led to relaxing anti-terrorist requirements such that young women traveling to Uganda in the company of only their father, their brothers or their mother's brothers shall no longer be required to purchase round-trip tickets. Uganda has been importing spades and shovels from neighboring countries ever since the Fatwa declaring that shovels and spades used to protect family honor are in fact holy relics. The Fatwa on the use of Israeli-made backhoes, once so popular in Uganda, has resulted in the current high demand. It is thought in Juneau that shovels and spades left over from the last Alaskan Gold Rush and currently in storage in Murmansk might be shipped to Uganda once the US Corp of Missionary Engineers has completed the new canal linking the Great Lakes with Lake Victoria. Fears of Communist Chinese carp have delayed the project.
Advisors from AIDS and homosexual-free Iran have been welcomed by the Ugandan Pentecostal Council of Government Ministers and their nephews as a sign of ecumenical amity. Only unwritten or unpublished legal regulations, not confidential policy, will be affected by these consultations with fellow theocrats.
It had previously been thought the the major universities which had granted doctorates (actual full-entitlement PhD's with tenured health insurance benefits) to the present President of The Ukraine and the former Romanian first lady, Dr. Ceausescu (the world's first illiterate female peasant director of a national chemistry research institute) but Roumainian is difficult to spell and Ukraine has only been independent of Russia for about as long as Alaska and could return to form Bi-yellaruss at any time which would be difficult to explain at some international conferences on climate stability and retrograde climate epicycles where they don't always speak much English or don't read so good.
It is not known if a Doctorate of Divinity will be awarded on this or a future visit of the proto-presidential couple to the American Community Christian Missions of Uganda (formerly the World Evangelical Pentecostal Missions to Uganda.)
A Doctorate in Carp Fisheries Administration will be awarded to husband Todd if his duties with the newly amalgamated FAA-NRA permit.
Advert: If you feel your airplane may be a target, rest assured: you are now in the hands of the new FAA, administered by the professionals at NRA. No target is too small for the really big guns at NRA. You will only have to read NTSB-approved gunsights on all weapons carried by our FAA-NRA marshals if you forget the chapter and verse for your in-flight sermon.. Have a FAA-N RA-ide!
Advert: New National Patriots Airlines - only catering to folks who pray without all that rocking and bric-a-brac. The pride of Kentucky! Fly in comfort with your congregation to your next national convention - at ease in our wide-bottomed seats. Head office: Nashville, TN. Remember, only Pastors, Deacons and Elders are permitted to fly Sundays (Mormons excepted.) Ticket purchases by privately-owned Fedex and UPS only, if'n y'all please: the SMSDT (Southern Mail Service and Delivery Trust) is your best choice in a Free America. The Mail Trust carries only the mail we trust! Sponsored by the family-owned House of Thurn and Taxis, home of telegraphed internet tax returns and other banking services. More than just the mail!
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