Asteroids bear the names of many great women, but know that we started the rumor that the great mega-star of Canis Majoris, the red hypergiant VY Canis Maj will be renamed: mega-star, designation GOP.
We soon expect to see the rumor at FOX News, Fair & Balanced, as a correction to the February 26, 2010 eructation by Gene J. Koprowski in which readers were directed to an old Gore campaign site as the algore.com site. Clever, Gene!
To illustrate the sheer size of the mega-star, Todd and the PAC bus are expected this summer at the Columbia Icefields where they will be able to demonstrate that the rate of shrinking of that great glacier is a hoax! The rate has never accelerated! It just got faster, that's all! And that's because the measuring tapes were allowed to lie out there on the dry ground in the sun instead of lying where they belong, on the ice.
Man does not change the climate. The climate changes man. Deforestation is a natural process that began in New York State and continued through Ohio, finally ending in Minnesota when it had run its natural course.
Fact: the measurement of changed forestation in Brazil and anywhere else in the world has been contaminated because the cameras used by these "scientists" were on devices that were used in daylight! Warmed by the sun!
Fact: the huge Douglas Fir stumps visible through a chain-link fence on Crown Land in Surrey, BC, is part of a Green Peace hoax! Those stumps were there before the Hastings mill was built! Before the Corps of Engineers arrived! It had been a Dutch settlement (as confirmed by near-by windmills.)
FACT: Of the 3000 pages and 10,000 items in the report now discredited by one typo and two errors, there is just too much stuff to read to be able to confirm that human activities affect the weather! The weather affects human activities! Been to a barbecue in Seattle lately, Al ?!?
Fact: Natural climate change does not affect the risk of earthquake. Exaggerations of the risk of devastation in Seattle were all from climate gate denialists.
Fact: Those who object to expanding cities built near volcanos or on mere fault lines live in denial of the Latter Days being upon us! Of course there will be devastation! Read Revelations! Ever since the science behind plate tectonics was allowed into public schools and public libraries but saucer abductions by Lucifer's henchmen forced into private vanity press publishing, Christian History has been distorted. Get the science outa geology! Call a rock a rock!
Fact: Dire warnings about mud liquifaction in a major quake in Delta, B.C., were spread by alarmists using Japanese data! The Japs were trying to get back land in Delta! Trying to discourage more Evangelicals and Pentecostals from living south of the slopes that will one day be ours: North Vancouver, West Vancouver, last bastion of high-IQ atheists! When the coast is clear, the Coast will be ours!
Fact: No born-again Christian has ever re-offended as a pedophile in a Community Church without first having adopted Male Sexual Exclusivity: MSE! Repent!
Advert: Buy your clear-cut logging permit for the so-called water-shed north of Vancouver! Market genuine Canadian all-wood bobsleds and toboggans! Don't waste money on more acres on the Moon for helium mining that the EPA will try to shut down! Deforestation: so we can see from here to Eternity!
Fact: Mud, per cubic gallon, holds more centimeters of water than the floor of the tree-huggers "forest". Tree plantations must be private property! Stop the Canadian Government from using socialist tree planting!
Advert: Recycle carbon! Haul old growth Redwoods and Douglas Fir to Texas on your custom 18-wheeler log-hauler and tandem trailer. Come see our sample log mansions in Christian retirement communities! Enjoy the Rapture in the comfort of a large group! Texas. where old wood meets new oil!
BAN SIGNS warning that the use of Retarder Brakes in papist Urban areas is illegal! Retarder Brakes are private property! Most urban areas SHOULD BE private property! See FOX News, Fair & Balanced, for more details on this and other threats to Private Property in your town! Farmers! The attack on corn syrup is only the thin edge of the Eminent Domain wedge! Don't be pried of your private land!
Wake up the children of Democrats in Minnesota! Haul logs through Eden Prairie! Retarder Brakes, the clarion call to revolution! Paul Revere wooda had 'em!
Question: Will Paul Bunyan be among the resurrected and will he be looking for his Babe? This and more answers on Bible literature appear regularly in the Revised Science and Revised History News at FOX: sly as a fox! But Fair and Balanced!
Expose fake Science Journalism! Ban Scientific American from public libraries! It is not even AMERICAN! We have proof that over the years, the "Facts" reported by this yellow rag have changed as often as the "Theory" behind those "Facts". No articles supporting the Genesis account of the work of the Great Designer have ever been published in this mouthpiece for ATHEISM! Support Fair and Balanced Science! Read your Science News at SciTech on the easy menu at FOXNEWS.com !
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Saturday, February 27, 2010
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
palindrome
Can propositional content constitute a semantic palindrome?
Candidate statement: Glenn Beck on "progressive" at CPAC, 2010.
As quoted by Jon Stewart [2010.02.22] (excuse the progressive date format):
how does GB know about the immanent, creeping, insidious "progressive" takeover/makeover/shakedown/hoedown of our nation/state/federal gov't/yer town & yer farm ?
From books he borrowed at the big city public library - and you should check for yourself - the books are free [JS: 1st USA public library, post-Puritan Boston, to share communal resources]
Palin rejoinder: "Yes, but Obama's leftist cronies will terrorize us all into registering for library cards! Public library cards! They will even make us use our private Social Security numbers and private zip codes - exposed on those naked cards! They will make us carry those cards - even in American designer denim jeans - even when we are driving! Even if we are driving a very safe American twin-axled, tandem-wheeled rural security vehicle! [she said "Ford Ranger" in an effort to under-cut Pahlenty, who is not net even yet a former-Gov'nor but we have printed what she meant, techincally. She did not actually emit the word "naked" but we know her masculine followers will be more likely to "Keep the faith" if excited at the same time. - Editorial Committee -]"
Bill O'riledy revision: Beck said "from Carnegie libraries or lending libraries". He never endorsed the "public option".
Future: Palin anti-terrorist committee begins tracking the borrowers of all books rather than banning some books. To avoid any appearance of bias, the chair of the committee is anonymous and not a politician (Todd, the obvious choice.)
Curiosity: Could this not have been proven more decisively by consulting the genealogical records in Salt Lake City? They are open to the public and very revealing of which less-than-true Americans are descended from "true" believers and their fellow-travelers marching to their mournful, progressive jazz tune in our slow slouch to some sea-level cemetery ... "progressive" ... the "new black" is just those same old blacks at it agin.
Note: the "Black" attendees at CPAC were all doing community service by busing tables at the convention - another innovation in the privatization of penal servitude. Hand-cleaner was not available at the podium as no-one with "aids" touched the mike [ a sign, in Spanish, on the backside of the podium's lectern clearly warned, "this microfone reserved for white speeches ONLY"]
All registered attendees voluntarily signed a waiver that being sneezed on by a "journalist" was acknowledged as a risk of stopping to speak to a mainstream hack just as it was an acknowledged risk of there being no "Bless You!" upon your sneezing when talking to a "reporter" or "member of the press". Always sneeze once into a pristine Kleenex before telling your fellow Americans what is REALLY happening to this free nation.
All paid-members were advised in writing that real FOX News journalists, contributors, commentators and analysts are all real people that you will immediately recognize from the television displays in limos, lavatories, elevators and massage rooms reserved for the convention and their trained aids will be holding the cue cards with both your question and your answer.
Disclaimer: there was no quiz before registration as cue cards had been made available prior to the convention and would be available on the spot for any candid, free-form interviews with accredited professionals of the non-mainstream media.
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Advert: Help ban teaching aids in the classroom! Join CPAC!
Advert: Support the revolution for the new Republic of Australia! Buy only made-from-aboriginal-pulp Kleenex (available in rare collectible containers in private hospitals across the USA under the most trusted label in brand-name medical supplies (supplier name on the sterile packaging may vary by state)]
Candidate statement: Glenn Beck on "progressive" at CPAC, 2010.
As quoted by Jon Stewart [2010.02.22] (excuse the progressive date format):
how does GB know about the immanent, creeping, insidious "progressive" takeover/makeover/shakedown/hoedown of our nation/state/federal gov't/yer town & yer farm ?
From books he borrowed at the big city public library - and you should check for yourself - the books are free [JS: 1st USA public library, post-Puritan Boston, to share communal resources]
Palin rejoinder: "Yes, but Obama's leftist cronies will terrorize us all into registering for library cards! Public library cards! They will even make us use our private Social Security numbers and private zip codes - exposed on those naked cards! They will make us carry those cards - even in American designer denim jeans - even when we are driving! Even if we are driving a very safe American twin-axled, tandem-wheeled rural security vehicle! [she said "Ford Ranger" in an effort to under-cut Pahlenty, who is not net even yet a former-Gov'nor but we have printed what she meant, techincally. She did not actually emit the word "naked" but we know her masculine followers will be more likely to "Keep the faith" if excited at the same time. - Editorial Committee -]"
Bill O'riledy revision: Beck said "from Carnegie libraries or lending libraries". He never endorsed the "public option".
Future: Palin anti-terrorist committee begins tracking the borrowers of all books rather than banning some books. To avoid any appearance of bias, the chair of the committee is anonymous and not a politician (Todd, the obvious choice.)
Curiosity: Could this not have been proven more decisively by consulting the genealogical records in Salt Lake City? They are open to the public and very revealing of which less-than-true Americans are descended from "true" believers and their fellow-travelers marching to their mournful, progressive jazz tune in our slow slouch to some sea-level cemetery ... "progressive" ... the "new black" is just those same old blacks at it agin.
Note: the "Black" attendees at CPAC were all doing community service by busing tables at the convention - another innovation in the privatization of penal servitude. Hand-cleaner was not available at the podium as no-one with "aids" touched the mike [ a sign, in Spanish, on the backside of the podium's lectern clearly warned, "this microfone reserved for white speeches ONLY"]
All registered attendees voluntarily signed a waiver that being sneezed on by a "journalist" was acknowledged as a risk of stopping to speak to a mainstream hack just as it was an acknowledged risk of there being no "Bless You!" upon your sneezing when talking to a "reporter" or "member of the press". Always sneeze once into a pristine Kleenex before telling your fellow Americans what is REALLY happening to this free nation.
All paid-members were advised in writing that real FOX News journalists, contributors, commentators and analysts are all real people that you will immediately recognize from the television displays in limos, lavatories, elevators and massage rooms reserved for the convention and their trained aids will be holding the cue cards with both your question and your answer.
Disclaimer: there was no quiz before registration as cue cards had been made available prior to the convention and would be available on the spot for any candid, free-form interviews with accredited professionals of the non-mainstream media.
s
Advert: Help ban teaching aids in the classroom! Join CPAC!
Advert: Support the revolution for the new Republic of Australia! Buy only made-from-aboriginal-pulp Kleenex (available in rare collectible containers in private hospitals across the USA under the most trusted label in brand-name medical supplies (supplier name on the sterile packaging may vary by state)]
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