Over at the WCS they seem finally to have recognized that climate change in Alaska is not caused by deforestation and combustion of fossil fuels.
Crude, that stinking black goop, is not what you found in the bottom of that permafrost bog ... hell, no, crude is life itself, the very essence of life. Distilled, it wafts to the very Nose, into the very Nostrils of God: He Smells it, and He Says that it is good! Bunker C! Do those fools think the 'C' stands for 'CONSERVATION' ! We're talking WILD Oil ! OIL on the wing! An ocean awash in oil!
Back to the facts: the passenger pigeons were going extinct even before Columbus arrived. What we failed to measure was the natural acceleration of this natural extinction process. You see, they had been stowaways atop Noah's Ark and were not supposed to be here anyway.
The Beothuk Indians actually did not go extinct, but have been hunting buffalo on Catalina Island for years.
All this wildlife "conservation" is hype and exaggeration and fear-mongering just so that Washington can get assault rifles out of the hands of endangered moose hunters.
It's a fact.
Just watch. They announce that this or that is going extinct, collect a lot of money, interfere with farmers pushing down bush and whadda ya know, the damn critters don't go extinct at all! In fact, time and again these critters are removed from the Most Endangered Species list when exposed for the bad science that is behind all these tricks with statistics and estimates - who ever shot an "estimated" moose anyhow?
Fossil fuels are the very life blood of Alaskan tourism whether it be the oil for the cruise ship or the diesel for the train to Fairbanks. Aviation fuel is what keeps Alaskans afloat! Wherever our search for oil may take us, we will show no fear, no hesitation and no liberal commie-science will stand in the way of Alaskan Progress!
We built the Alaskan Highway! We didn't need no one in Washington for that! We bought Alaska from Russia! We didn't need Washington for that! Get Washington out of Alaska!
Fact: States with a proven higher proportion of True Americans should have a higher number of House Representatives and an extra Senator or two or three. States which have consistently voted Democrat should be docked a Senator until they mend their ways! No Democrat should be allowed to serve after age 65. No Democrat should be allowed to serve more than 2 consecutive terms. These simple amendments will be the core of the New American Revolution! The Conservative Revolt!
Fact: No one who does not own Private Property should vote. It's a proven fact that Members of the NRA are owners of Private Property. Studies have shown that by granting a mere 2 votes to each registered NRA member or allowing the NRA to administer Voter Registration instead of that damn Washington ACORN this country would have a True American President and a True American Congress.
ONE VOTE for America and ONE VOTE for God! It's the ole double-barrell, it's the over-n-under that will restore America to her True Patriots!
Fact: While it is true that some sexual deviants are members of the NRA it has NEVER been proven that they actually voted Republican. Log cabins are being built near Prudhoe Bay to house those who say they were Republican in order to ensure their recovery.
Fact: College psychiatrists report that liberals - who inevitably become depressed and then unable to hold their liquor - admit during the DT's that they wish they had been born Republican. But we are not all destined to be Republican. There must be a few damn fools to keep the rest of us On Our Toes!
FACT: Cormorants are the only birds other than Black Petrols known to bathe each morning in local oil slicks.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Palin dubbed "mega-star"
Asteroids bear the names of many great women, but know that we started the rumor that the great mega-star of Canis Majoris, the red hypergiant VY Canis Maj will be renamed: mega-star, designation GOP.
We soon expect to see the rumor at FOX News, Fair & Balanced, as a correction to the February 26, 2010 eructation by Gene J. Koprowski in which readers were directed to an old Gore campaign site as the algore.com site. Clever, Gene!
To illustrate the sheer size of the mega-star, Todd and the PAC bus are expected this summer at the Columbia Icefields where they will be able to demonstrate that the rate of shrinking of that great glacier is a hoax! The rate has never accelerated! It just got faster, that's all! And that's because the measuring tapes were allowed to lie out there on the dry ground in the sun instead of lying where they belong, on the ice.
Man does not change the climate. The climate changes man. Deforestation is a natural process that began in New York State and continued through Ohio, finally ending in Minnesota when it had run its natural course.
Fact: the measurement of changed forestation in Brazil and anywhere else in the world has been contaminated because the cameras used by these "scientists" were on devices that were used in daylight! Warmed by the sun!
Fact: the huge Douglas Fir stumps visible through a chain-link fence on Crown Land in Surrey, BC, is part of a Green Peace hoax! Those stumps were there before the Hastings mill was built! Before the Corps of Engineers arrived! It had been a Dutch settlement (as confirmed by near-by windmills.)
FACT: Of the 3000 pages and 10,000 items in the report now discredited by one typo and two errors, there is just too much stuff to read to be able to confirm that human activities affect the weather! The weather affects human activities! Been to a barbecue in Seattle lately, Al ?!?
Fact: Natural climate change does not affect the risk of earthquake. Exaggerations of the risk of devastation in Seattle were all from climate gate denialists.
Fact: Those who object to expanding cities built near volcanos or on mere fault lines live in denial of the Latter Days being upon us! Of course there will be devastation! Read Revelations! Ever since the science behind plate tectonics was allowed into public schools and public libraries but saucer abductions by Lucifer's henchmen forced into private vanity press publishing, Christian History has been distorted. Get the science outa geology! Call a rock a rock!
Fact: Dire warnings about mud liquifaction in a major quake in Delta, B.C., were spread by alarmists using Japanese data! The Japs were trying to get back land in Delta! Trying to discourage more Evangelicals and Pentecostals from living south of the slopes that will one day be ours: North Vancouver, West Vancouver, last bastion of high-IQ atheists! When the coast is clear, the Coast will be ours!
Fact: No born-again Christian has ever re-offended as a pedophile in a Community Church without first having adopted Male Sexual Exclusivity: MSE! Repent!
Advert: Buy your clear-cut logging permit for the so-called water-shed north of Vancouver! Market genuine Canadian all-wood bobsleds and toboggans! Don't waste money on more acres on the Moon for helium mining that the EPA will try to shut down! Deforestation: so we can see from here to Eternity!
Fact: Mud, per cubic gallon, holds more centimeters of water than the floor of the tree-huggers "forest". Tree plantations must be private property! Stop the Canadian Government from using socialist tree planting!
Advert: Recycle carbon! Haul old growth Redwoods and Douglas Fir to Texas on your custom 18-wheeler log-hauler and tandem trailer. Come see our sample log mansions in Christian retirement communities! Enjoy the Rapture in the comfort of a large group! Texas. where old wood meets new oil!
BAN SIGNS warning that the use of Retarder Brakes in papist Urban areas is illegal! Retarder Brakes are private property! Most urban areas SHOULD BE private property! See FOX News, Fair & Balanced, for more details on this and other threats to Private Property in your town! Farmers! The attack on corn syrup is only the thin edge of the Eminent Domain wedge! Don't be pried of your private land!
Wake up the children of Democrats in Minnesota! Haul logs through Eden Prairie! Retarder Brakes, the clarion call to revolution! Paul Revere wooda had 'em!
Question: Will Paul Bunyan be among the resurrected and will he be looking for his Babe? This and more answers on Bible literature appear regularly in the Revised Science and Revised History News at FOX: sly as a fox! But Fair and Balanced!
Expose fake Science Journalism! Ban Scientific American from public libraries! It is not even AMERICAN! We have proof that over the years, the "Facts" reported by this yellow rag have changed as often as the "Theory" behind those "Facts". No articles supporting the Genesis account of the work of the Great Designer have ever been published in this mouthpiece for ATHEISM! Support Fair and Balanced Science! Read your Science News at SciTech on the easy menu at FOXNEWS.com !
We soon expect to see the rumor at FOX News, Fair & Balanced, as a correction to the February 26, 2010 eructation by Gene J. Koprowski in which readers were directed to an old Gore campaign site as the algore.com site. Clever, Gene!
To illustrate the sheer size of the mega-star, Todd and the PAC bus are expected this summer at the Columbia Icefields where they will be able to demonstrate that the rate of shrinking of that great glacier is a hoax! The rate has never accelerated! It just got faster, that's all! And that's because the measuring tapes were allowed to lie out there on the dry ground in the sun instead of lying where they belong, on the ice.
Man does not change the climate. The climate changes man. Deforestation is a natural process that began in New York State and continued through Ohio, finally ending in Minnesota when it had run its natural course.
Fact: the measurement of changed forestation in Brazil and anywhere else in the world has been contaminated because the cameras used by these "scientists" were on devices that were used in daylight! Warmed by the sun!
Fact: the huge Douglas Fir stumps visible through a chain-link fence on Crown Land in Surrey, BC, is part of a Green Peace hoax! Those stumps were there before the Hastings mill was built! Before the Corps of Engineers arrived! It had been a Dutch settlement (as confirmed by near-by windmills.)
FACT: Of the 3000 pages and 10,000 items in the report now discredited by one typo and two errors, there is just too much stuff to read to be able to confirm that human activities affect the weather! The weather affects human activities! Been to a barbecue in Seattle lately, Al ?!?
Fact: Natural climate change does not affect the risk of earthquake. Exaggerations of the risk of devastation in Seattle were all from climate gate denialists.
Fact: Those who object to expanding cities built near volcanos or on mere fault lines live in denial of the Latter Days being upon us! Of course there will be devastation! Read Revelations! Ever since the science behind plate tectonics was allowed into public schools and public libraries but saucer abductions by Lucifer's henchmen forced into private vanity press publishing, Christian History has been distorted. Get the science outa geology! Call a rock a rock!
Fact: Dire warnings about mud liquifaction in a major quake in Delta, B.C., were spread by alarmists using Japanese data! The Japs were trying to get back land in Delta! Trying to discourage more Evangelicals and Pentecostals from living south of the slopes that will one day be ours: North Vancouver, West Vancouver, last bastion of high-IQ atheists! When the coast is clear, the Coast will be ours!
Fact: No born-again Christian has ever re-offended as a pedophile in a Community Church without first having adopted Male Sexual Exclusivity: MSE! Repent!
Advert: Buy your clear-cut logging permit for the so-called water-shed north of Vancouver! Market genuine Canadian all-wood bobsleds and toboggans! Don't waste money on more acres on the Moon for helium mining that the EPA will try to shut down! Deforestation: so we can see from here to Eternity!
Fact: Mud, per cubic gallon, holds more centimeters of water than the floor of the tree-huggers "forest". Tree plantations must be private property! Stop the Canadian Government from using socialist tree planting!
Advert: Recycle carbon! Haul old growth Redwoods and Douglas Fir to Texas on your custom 18-wheeler log-hauler and tandem trailer. Come see our sample log mansions in Christian retirement communities! Enjoy the Rapture in the comfort of a large group! Texas. where old wood meets new oil!
BAN SIGNS warning that the use of Retarder Brakes in papist Urban areas is illegal! Retarder Brakes are private property! Most urban areas SHOULD BE private property! See FOX News, Fair & Balanced, for more details on this and other threats to Private Property in your town! Farmers! The attack on corn syrup is only the thin edge of the Eminent Domain wedge! Don't be pried of your private land!
Wake up the children of Democrats in Minnesota! Haul logs through Eden Prairie! Retarder Brakes, the clarion call to revolution! Paul Revere wooda had 'em!
Question: Will Paul Bunyan be among the resurrected and will he be looking for his Babe? This and more answers on Bible literature appear regularly in the Revised Science and Revised History News at FOX: sly as a fox! But Fair and Balanced!
Expose fake Science Journalism! Ban Scientific American from public libraries! It is not even AMERICAN! We have proof that over the years, the "Facts" reported by this yellow rag have changed as often as the "Theory" behind those "Facts". No articles supporting the Genesis account of the work of the Great Designer have ever been published in this mouthpiece for ATHEISM! Support Fair and Balanced Science! Read your Science News at SciTech on the easy menu at FOXNEWS.com !
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Palin and Social Credit
It has been suggested that our interpretation of Gov'nor Palin's exhortation to Canadians to "Keep the Faith!" was not at all on the target. We missed it by a moose!
What she meant was to renew our faith in Social Credit!
Across the Canadian Bible Belt, in the days before Texas oil was found in Alberta, why back then we had Baptist preachers and Social Credit. "Bible" Bill Eberhardt, Earnest Manning. Wack-E. Bennett and The Boy Bennett. We even had Réal "Peanut" Créditistes in what you would call your French Canada (we owe Google Translate credit for its help in this area social networking.)
Now what was Social Credit? Well I'm glad you asked. It was not "socialist" and it was not about wild partying because it auntie-dates your credit card frauds. No, it was the real thing.
Let me explain. Suppose you hired yourself a steno but you told her she was a "research assistant" who just happened to half-to-know Pitman shorthand. Now she gets to tell people that she is a research assistant and someone who is in the habit of stopping in your office for more than just a smoke and a coffee - why they hire her away from you as a research assistant but really she's their hootchie-kootchie girl if you get my drift. Now let's just stay with the first transaction where our debit was also our credit. We call that our double entry. What your social credit tells you is that she did not get something from nothing. She worked for you as a steno taking notes and fetching coffee and all the salesman liked her. So what she had was an investment, you might say, a "credit". Now when she goes to her new social status as a research assistant, now she draws on that credit. But you see, no money has to change hands here apart from her minimum wage. And even if she is still making minimum wag - by which I mean girl's minimum wage and not the working man's minimum wage, why she has carried that social credit over to her new position.
I hope that has made that clear. Now up there in Canada those socialists from the CCF renamed themselves the NDP and some carpet-baggers from down East they call themselves Liberals so we had no choice but to call our Social Credit most anything else. Like "progressive". So we had our Progressive Conservatives. Now don't you get all confused because a Liberal in your Province of the French Canada, your La Quebéc, is your died-in-the-wool anti-federal Conservative when we have to have a Federal election every 5 or 6 years when the Parliament is not per-rogued and their members out living on their per-diem.
What all this goes to show is that your economic theories they are all fine and good at your community college and what not but in business, heck no. It's who you know and are you a Mason. Now that goes for your politics too, where all your political theory is fine at some United Church policy meeting in the Maritimes but when it comes to talking to real Baptists and Evangelicals out in the West we understand political economy, by which we mean your Social Credit.
None of this explanation will do you much good out there in New Foundland where they wanted to have some British George's Bank for their cod fish stock. Well we had one king George and then another and even had us a MacKenzie King and what I can tell you is this: your New Foundlander is basically your lazy fisherman who only wants to fish for his cod in the spring and bank on his cod the rest of the year. Well without the Social Credit that meant but the one thing, your Pogie.
Now up there in Alaska they don't have the Pogie but then they don't have much fishing on account of their not hunting their fish-killing fish-a-gobbling seal, whales and mollhusks. So I see that up there we have prime Social Credit country and if they one day strike oil, well God Bless 'Em.
Glossary: Pogie, i.e., Socialist Unemployment Insurance and Computer Retraining
Idiom: "Going on the Pogie" as in "done fishing for the summer by June".
Jargon: "retrained" i.e., someone applying for their next training course to extend their Pogie.
Politics: "Socred" - died-in-the-wool conservative. "So-Cred" - your "big C" Socred who voted Diefenbaker in the big Federal election.
What she meant was to renew our faith in Social Credit!
Across the Canadian Bible Belt, in the days before Texas oil was found in Alberta, why back then we had Baptist preachers and Social Credit. "Bible" Bill Eberhardt, Earnest Manning. Wack-E. Bennett and The Boy Bennett. We even had Réal "Peanut" Créditistes in what you would call your French Canada (we owe Google Translate credit for its help in this area social networking.)
Now what was Social Credit? Well I'm glad you asked. It was not "socialist" and it was not about wild partying because it auntie-dates your credit card frauds. No, it was the real thing.
Let me explain. Suppose you hired yourself a steno but you told her she was a "research assistant" who just happened to half-to-know Pitman shorthand. Now she gets to tell people that she is a research assistant and someone who is in the habit of stopping in your office for more than just a smoke and a coffee - why they hire her away from you as a research assistant but really she's their hootchie-kootchie girl if you get my drift. Now let's just stay with the first transaction where our debit was also our credit. We call that our double entry. What your social credit tells you is that she did not get something from nothing. She worked for you as a steno taking notes and fetching coffee and all the salesman liked her. So what she had was an investment, you might say, a "credit". Now when she goes to her new social status as a research assistant, now she draws on that credit. But you see, no money has to change hands here apart from her minimum wage. And even if she is still making minimum wag - by which I mean girl's minimum wage and not the working man's minimum wage, why she has carried that social credit over to her new position.
I hope that has made that clear. Now up there in Canada those socialists from the CCF renamed themselves the NDP and some carpet-baggers from down East they call themselves Liberals so we had no choice but to call our Social Credit most anything else. Like "progressive". So we had our Progressive Conservatives. Now don't you get all confused because a Liberal in your Province of the French Canada, your La Quebéc, is your died-in-the-wool anti-federal Conservative when we have to have a Federal election every 5 or 6 years when the Parliament is not per-rogued and their members out living on their per-diem.
What all this goes to show is that your economic theories they are all fine and good at your community college and what not but in business, heck no. It's who you know and are you a Mason. Now that goes for your politics too, where all your political theory is fine at some United Church policy meeting in the Maritimes but when it comes to talking to real Baptists and Evangelicals out in the West we understand political economy, by which we mean your Social Credit.
None of this explanation will do you much good out there in New Foundland where they wanted to have some British George's Bank for their cod fish stock. Well we had one king George and then another and even had us a MacKenzie King and what I can tell you is this: your New Foundlander is basically your lazy fisherman who only wants to fish for his cod in the spring and bank on his cod the rest of the year. Well without the Social Credit that meant but the one thing, your Pogie.
Now up there in Alaska they don't have the Pogie but then they don't have much fishing on account of their not hunting their fish-killing fish-a-gobbling seal, whales and mollhusks. So I see that up there we have prime Social Credit country and if they one day strike oil, well God Bless 'Em.
Glossary: Pogie, i.e., Socialist Unemployment Insurance and Computer Retraining
Idiom: "Going on the Pogie" as in "done fishing for the summer by June".
Jargon: "retrained" i.e., someone applying for their next training course to extend their Pogie.
Politics: "Socred" - died-in-the-wool conservative. "So-Cred" - your "big C" Socred who voted Diefenbaker in the big Federal election.
Palin and the CNN LIVE open mike
Today, Feb 25, (2012 - 2) when that supposed "President" (that's still the terrorists buddy, O, B. Hussein) rose to let members of the House vote, suspending the SETUP "dialogue" with some fake-Conservative Republicans led by TURN-COAT McCain, the internets CNN LIVE left the mike open for a few minutes as their Journalist followed that pseudo-Prez across to what should already be the Palin White House.
Imagine what Alaskans on the internets coulda herd!
True, it was only when the CNN Journalist managed to catch the attention of that non-American Pr*s*d*nt that we heard someone near the West Wing sidewalk entrance by the Press Scrum across from Lafayette Park saying "F*cking" this or that - but our kids MIGHT have heard someone say how if Senator Palin of Hawaii had been invited, she sure culda shut down that "guy" with all his scoffin' at the "talkin' points" of Tea-Party-Approved-for re-election Rep's who were providing the American People CONSISTENT common sense solutions that the American people demand!
An open mike is part of the open society and under the prophesied Palin Interregnum, FOX News will be operating open mikes most everywhere as radio merges with web-cams [AM mashes-up with FM] so that we can monitor any misleading reports before they are twisted by the formerly Mainstream Media just to confirm the revocation of their unmerited broadcast license "entitlement" under the new NRA-administered FCC.
PROTECT MEDICARE! GET "WASHINGTON" OUTA THE HEALTH INSURENCE BIZINESS!
The NRA ... helping Helliburston administer towns across America in the new Tea Party Network (Inc.)
Imagine what Alaskans on the internets coulda herd!
True, it was only when the CNN Journalist managed to catch the attention of that non-American Pr*s*d*nt that we heard someone near the West Wing sidewalk entrance by the Press Scrum across from Lafayette Park saying "F*cking" this or that - but our kids MIGHT have heard someone say how if Senator Palin of Hawaii had been invited, she sure culda shut down that "guy" with all his scoffin' at the "talkin' points" of Tea-Party-Approved-for re-election Rep's who were providing the American People CONSISTENT common sense solutions that the American people demand!
An open mike is part of the open society and under the prophesied Palin Interregnum, FOX News will be operating open mikes most everywhere as radio merges with web-cams [AM mashes-up with FM] so that we can monitor any misleading reports before they are twisted by the formerly Mainstream Media just to confirm the revocation of their unmerited broadcast license "entitlement" under the new NRA-administered FCC.
PROTECT MEDICARE! GET "WASHINGTON" OUTA THE HEALTH INSURENCE BIZINESS!
The NRA ... helping Helliburston administer towns across America in the new Tea Party Network (Inc.)
Palin and Prophecy
We wish to apologize for having left some of our followers with the impression that the Gov'nor was unversed in Pentecostal theology (Alaskan).
It has been brought to our attention that in the Last Days we will see an historical correction. With the Bodily Resurrection of all sinners prior to their Physical Descent into Everlasting Damnation, those Pentecostals raptured from Nagasaki and Hiroshima will be doing a quick head count BECAUSE the mainstream Japanese press have exaggerated for years the numbers vaporized in two urban tests of tactical non-HE explosive devices, neither model of which went into full-scale production.
Imagine the chagrin of those lil' beggars who resisted the missionary message of our missions in Nagi and Hiro only to be Physically Resurrected and then moments later, Kah-phlouey! - the big non-water slide into Hell-Fire !
One of the finer theological points, naturally, is whether the designer labels of those who experienced mere atomic vaporization will be restored to the unburnt clothing that they will leave behind upon Rapture. In the few moments that the Resurrected Sinners are wetting their tattered undies, imagine their chagrin in seeing the odd label turned out on this sweater and that jumpsuit, knowing that they, too, could have known Prosperity Gospel and Redeeming Grace! Talk about your being predestined for a turn-around! El Tropos!
PS
Pentecostal physicists tell us that although physically there are not enough electrons in the Universe to store the details about the identities of those who will be Physically Resurrected only to be dry-flushed to HELL, there is in fact a one, true and mighty God who can see in the dark (remember, before the ole "Let there be light!", right?) and that He has, in fact, inscribed all the necessary details on scrolls of ... Dark Matter! The new "string" theory of dark matter is, in fact, the curved "manifolds" or "brains" of "Scroll Theory"!
It has been brought to our attention that in the Last Days we will see an historical correction. With the Bodily Resurrection of all sinners prior to their Physical Descent into Everlasting Damnation, those Pentecostals raptured from Nagasaki and Hiroshima will be doing a quick head count BECAUSE the mainstream Japanese press have exaggerated for years the numbers vaporized in two urban tests of tactical non-HE explosive devices, neither model of which went into full-scale production.
Imagine the chagrin of those lil' beggars who resisted the missionary message of our missions in Nagi and Hiro only to be Physically Resurrected and then moments later, Kah-phlouey! - the big non-water slide into Hell-Fire !
One of the finer theological points, naturally, is whether the designer labels of those who experienced mere atomic vaporization will be restored to the unburnt clothing that they will leave behind upon Rapture. In the few moments that the Resurrected Sinners are wetting their tattered undies, imagine their chagrin in seeing the odd label turned out on this sweater and that jumpsuit, knowing that they, too, could have known Prosperity Gospel and Redeeming Grace! Talk about your being predestined for a turn-around! El Tropos!
PS
Pentecostal physicists tell us that although physically there are not enough electrons in the Universe to store the details about the identities of those who will be Physically Resurrected only to be dry-flushed to HELL, there is in fact a one, true and mighty God who can see in the dark (remember, before the ole "Let there be light!", right?) and that He has, in fact, inscribed all the necessary details on scrolls of ... Dark Matter! The new "string" theory of dark matter is, in fact, the curved "manifolds" or "brains" of "Scroll Theory"!
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
New French Training for the State Department not needed for Palin Presidency
Reports that new French training was available for State Department employees required to commute from London to Paris and from Paris to London via sealed-trained transporting gold for war reparations have been the result of a misprint.
The issue was clarified by the BCC as being a mere typo, a mere leaden mistep. The widely circulated memo was intended to single out Rumainians (commonly referred to as Roman Gypsies).
Romanian is a Hungarrian dierlekt spoekn in the Transvaal and simliar to Boolgharian. They have very poor training in their narrow-gauge system (if you call that a system!) in which, for reasons of eastern metaphysics, key switches were often operated by trained babouins known as "Mastiffs" or "macaques".
A recent panic when easterners were briefly trapped overnight in the Chunnel under European regulation ambient lighting for tunnels over one mile long and rather straight (commonly misperceived as total darkness at noon but actually merely intense semi-darkness) resulted in normally travel-savante, hirsute and otherwise svelte Parisians momentarily panicking when they awoke for diner and found they could not see, feel or even remember the brand of the baggage they were travelling with/avec. Most would have called their spouse at home rather than disturb their amour-propre sleeping at their side, but Normalien service-cellulaire Supérieur was not available to the worldly, but egregiously agoraphobic, cagnes-voyageurs.
American's with iTouch and iPhone which double as flashlights were accused of deliberately blinding Europeans indiscriminately leading to the impression that they were being robbed of their culturale baggages.
Britons equipped with similar Newtonian devices were quietly absorbed with non-adult content Jungian "apps".
But, plie-baggages, all's well that disembarks unrumpled and the/le SNCF promises that news services will hear no more of these irregularities which have already once disturbed an otherwise tranquille break-repas at the Elyssé banquet hall (Swiss catering available.)
The Libyan Embassy in Monaco reports that no Swiss Nationals were CF's (i.e., removed from the train) during the brief respite from service due to the usual presence of Masad anti-terror marshals on the Trans-Occidental Trains.
The issue was clarified by the BCC as being a mere typo, a mere leaden mistep. The widely circulated memo was intended to single out Rumainians (commonly referred to as Roman Gypsies).
Romanian is a Hungarrian dierlekt spoekn in the Transvaal and simliar to Boolgharian. They have very poor training in their narrow-gauge system (if you call that a system!) in which, for reasons of eastern metaphysics, key switches were often operated by trained babouins known as "Mastiffs" or "macaques".
A recent panic when easterners were briefly trapped overnight in the Chunnel under European regulation ambient lighting for tunnels over one mile long and rather straight (commonly misperceived as total darkness at noon but actually merely intense semi-darkness) resulted in normally travel-savante, hirsute and otherwise svelte Parisians momentarily panicking when they awoke for diner and found they could not see, feel or even remember the brand of the baggage they were travelling with/avec. Most would have called their spouse at home rather than disturb their amour-propre sleeping at their side, but Normalien service-cellulaire Supérieur was not available to the worldly, but egregiously agoraphobic, cagnes-voyageurs.
American's with iTouch and iPhone which double as flashlights were accused of deliberately blinding Europeans indiscriminately leading to the impression that they were being robbed of their culturale baggages.
Britons equipped with similar Newtonian devices were quietly absorbed with non-adult content Jungian "apps".
But, plie-baggages, all's well that disembarks unrumpled and the/le SNCF promises that news services will hear no more of these irregularities which have already once disturbed an otherwise tranquille break-repas at the Elyssé banquet hall (Swiss catering available.)
The Libyan Embassy in Monaco reports that no Swiss Nationals were CF's (i.e., removed from the train) during the brief respite from service due to the usual presence of Masad anti-terror marshals on the Trans-Occidental Trains.
Spa Rumours
Rumours reaching us by mail from Canada's capital city, Toronta, would seem to indicate that last week the Metro Capital Region was seized with panic spawned by an mis-translation of a last month's interview with Sarah Palin at a Border book-signing.
httpc://wcw.Amazon.ca, the Canadian Government Crown Web Corp owned out-right by Yahoo-Twitter Audit, Tax and Accounting (2010) [YWATA] reports on its telegraphic Rooters News Bulletin (delivery by next-week mail only) - reports, we say, that telegraph services have been swamped by orders from the Far North as remote as Thunder Bay and Nipagon. Scouts' honour!
These unprecedented remote electric money-order "buys" are due to the unexpected hint that a re-elected government which "Keeps the Faith" would release the long awaited Three Dollar "Tweenie" coin!
The entire phoo-farrah was caused by the Canadian Cabinet Member for Bible Schools (PAC) demanding that Palin recite chapter-and-verse WHICH Bible she is a-Bible-believing. When Palin's theological advisor stated that her Bible was based on the revised koine, local radio stations reported that each bible contained an original trinity or "triune" COIN-eh?
Canada and America: one Nation and some territories separated only by a language.
Palin may have suggested that Canada's national colours are not colour-co-ordinated with the colours of the Alaskan flag that Todd kept from his days in that other northern government, but colour via telegraph is sequential-partial-only and not yet YCMB or RGBx.
Advert: Canadians! Digital telegraphie is coming to northern Canadian radio-televiseur! Register now at your town postal service bureau and pharmacy/service de pharmacie postale. [Available only south of the Yellowhead or south of the #1, which ever applies in your rural township. Maritime service may vary with inclement weather or pulp-forest/forêt-nationale entomologic/entomologique infestation/infestation]
Public Legal Notice: Canadian/canadiens Airports/aerodromes found to have retained mention of "hangar" or "stop" in English-language documents face action under the Law to De-franglais Western Canada/La Loi sur les Nouvelles Lois Linguisitique et Sociologique (2010-38d-HRPR). Those cited to appear before a Justice of The Peace should be prepared to recite the oath of re-allegiance in both official languages but to the original Canadian culture tune of the magistrate's choice [recent original top tunes included "Snowbird", "River of Darkness", "Danny Boy" and "Old Lang Sine".]
ADVERT: Travelling soon? Curiousity about American documentation orthographic standards? Avoid being spiked as a likely terrorist by orthographic anomalies! Get you American-language documents here at httpc://Goggle.document-revision.com Your honour is the logo on your knapsack! Tip: Never bind your running shoes together with elastic bands or Scotch tape. Violating the American semantic web can draw you into a nexus/plexus of misfortune, a regular journée fatidque/fateful journey, leaving you deboussolé and/or debousollé/
httpc://wcw.Amazon.ca, the Canadian Government Crown Web Corp owned out-right by Yahoo-Twitter Audit, Tax and Accounting (2010) [YWATA] reports on its telegraphic Rooters News Bulletin (delivery by next-week mail only) - reports, we say, that telegraph services have been swamped by orders from the Far North as remote as Thunder Bay and Nipagon. Scouts' honour!
These unprecedented remote electric money-order "buys" are due to the unexpected hint that a re-elected government which "Keeps the Faith" would release the long awaited Three Dollar "Tweenie" coin!
The entire phoo-farrah was caused by the Canadian Cabinet Member for Bible Schools (PAC) demanding that Palin recite chapter-and-verse WHICH Bible she is a-Bible-believing. When Palin's theological advisor stated that her Bible was based on the revised koine, local radio stations reported that each bible contained an original trinity or "triune" COIN-eh?
Canada and America: one Nation and some territories separated only by a language.
Palin may have suggested that Canada's national colours are not colour-co-ordinated with the colours of the Alaskan flag that Todd kept from his days in that other northern government, but colour via telegraph is sequential-partial-only and not yet YCMB or RGBx.
Advert: Canadians! Digital telegraphie is coming to northern Canadian radio-televiseur! Register now at your town postal service bureau and pharmacy/service de pharmacie postale. [Available only south of the Yellowhead or south of the #1, which ever applies in your rural township. Maritime service may vary with inclement weather or pulp-forest/forêt-nationale entomologic/entomologique infestation/infestation]
Public Legal Notice: Canadian/canadiens Airports/aerodromes found to have retained mention of "hangar" or "stop" in English-language documents face action under the Law to De-franglais Western Canada/La Loi sur les Nouvelles Lois Linguisitique et Sociologique (2010-38d-HRPR). Those cited to appear before a Justice of The Peace should be prepared to recite the oath of re-allegiance in both official languages but to the original Canadian culture tune of the magistrate's choice [recent original top tunes included "Snowbird", "River of Darkness", "Danny Boy" and "Old Lang Sine".]
ADVERT: Travelling soon? Curiousity about American documentation orthographic standards? Avoid being spiked as a likely terrorist by orthographic anomalies! Get you American-language documents here at httpc://Goggle.document-revision.com Your honour is the logo on your knapsack! Tip: Never bind your running shoes together with elastic bands or Scotch tape. Violating the American semantic web can draw you into a nexus/plexus of misfortune, a regular journée fatidque/fateful journey, leaving you deboussolé and/or debousollé/
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