And Sarah Palin, contrary to the obvious facts, is not a Pentecostal.
Here's how we know. Wikipedia, a liberal front for the left, reports that:
Palin was born into a Roman Catholic family. Later, her family joined the Wasilla Assembly of God, a Pentecostal church, which she attended until 2002. Palin then switched to the Wasilla Bible Church because, she said, she preferred the children's ministries offered there.But the truth is that when she was living in Juneau and finally had a choice, she opted for the JCC, the Juneau Christian Center. Any why? Not because JCC has been founded in 1917 as the Bethel Pentecostal Mission as the first Pentecostal mission in Alaska precisely on the model of the Azusa Street Revival! No. Not because it was also known later at its new an expanded complex as Bethel Christian Center! No. She chose it for the ground/zero project. The only project to effectively transform puberty into evangelical zeal! Just read this:
ground/zero - the center of rapid or intense development or change.No other church in Juneau could place your child at that critical life stage: ground zero. Not even in Hiroshima. Not even in Nagasaki!
Our name speaks our purpose. At ground/zero we have a vision to develop youth that are marked by purity, passion, and the presence of God. This vision exists to create young people that will carry ground/zero as a movement, not just a meeting.
At ground/zero you can be sure that they release that dangerous spirit, that methane of the permafrost, that would otherwise leave on your child ... the mark of m*st*rb*tion. The mark of Cain! Your child will never be tempted by the Antichrist, Pope Benedict XXX, or his legion of devils incarnate, the Jesuits.
Jesus was not a Jew! Saul of Tarsus was a Roman! John of Jerusalem was adopted! Philo of Alexandria was another jewish hoax! The mother of Plotinus wore army boots!
We will not be labeled. We are bible -believers. Not biblical literalists. Not know-nothings. When the one true Bible is finally revealed - a single papyrus scroll with all the vowels where they belonged and only one account of Genesis, then we'll show 'em ! Keep the faith! Keep digging! It'll be in seven jars sealed with seven seals under seven feet of sand! One scroll in seven jars, the final miracle!
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Fact: puberty can be either rapid development or rapid change or intense development or intense change. Have your child invite a Catholic! See a conversion in real-time! This is not brain-washing! This is not peer pressure! This is revival! Grace! And then if that Catholic invites two Catholics and they in turn invite two Catholics - why it will be the next miracle of the fishes!
Fact: most of our converts will have that "big white wedding". Mom's need not be alarmed on that count.
