Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Meghan McCain on Sarah Palin's hypocrisy: satire, it was not.
Not that Meghan was lecturing or even at a lectern: here is what she said on The View.
Sarah Palin: "E is for Energy"
Some of the Palin-propping mainstream news reporters have been suggesting that palm-reading by Palin is no different than their use of cue-cards, notes and teleprompters. This seems to be the result of the prevailing confusion that the Gov is now both a pundit-analyst and a politico. The former are not required to know much and require props and prompting. Only the latter who aspire to lead need know much about a good deal.
But even supposing that a know-less party can triumph, should its leader not be able to rely on something less than LITERAL prompts? What if she had only had 2 letters and an upwards-pointing arrow scribbled on her palm. Now that would be clever, right? Even Smart! "E" would be for energy and "X" for taxes and ╧ for ... "their permafrost could melt? Gosh ... neat-oh!"
I can see Nancy Reagan, carefully writing on Ronnie's palm what had been read off someone else's palm ...
But no one is trying to palm off a pageant congeniality-gal as a world leader. With lower taxes and more defense spending we will not have to lead: we can stay at home and let the rest of the world know who to fear.
Now lets try palming that nickel again ... by 2012 we should be ready for quarters ...
But even supposing that a know-less party can triumph, should its leader not be able to rely on something less than LITERAL prompts? What if she had only had 2 letters and an upwards-pointing arrow scribbled on her palm. Now that would be clever, right? Even Smart! "E" would be for energy and "X" for taxes and ╧ for ... "their permafrost could melt? Gosh ... neat-oh!"
I can see Nancy Reagan, carefully writing on Ronnie's palm what had been read off someone else's palm ...
But no one is trying to palm off a pageant congeniality-gal as a world leader. With lower taxes and more defense spending we will not have to lead: we can stay at home and let the rest of the world know who to fear.
Now lets try palming that nickel again ... by 2012 we should be ready for quarters ...
Monday, February 8, 2010
Jack Cafferty amused by Sarah Palin
Here is the Cafferty blog.
By the way, Palin plans to lift everyone's spirits, so dust off that Gideon's Bible. We may start by reading from the Book of Revelations at the opening of each CSPAN broadcast from Capital Hill. Ah, uplifting. And, of course, non-denominational since we are only talking God and The Holy Spirit. Like in the Lord's Prayer and the revised Oath of Allegiance. May the Conservative Spirit be with you.
And in case you missed her clarification: that other trinity, oil, coal and gas, here in our green America are sources of resources. She should wanted to renew that astute observation. Sources of resources. Rather like the Bible, if you just don't think about it too long or too hard.
By the way, Palin plans to lift everyone's spirits, so dust off that Gideon's Bible. We may start by reading from the Book of Revelations at the opening of each CSPAN broadcast from Capital Hill. Ah, uplifting. And, of course, non-denominational since we are only talking God and The Holy Spirit. Like in the Lord's Prayer and the revised Oath of Allegiance. May the Conservative Spirit be with you.
And in case you missed her clarification: that other trinity, oil, coal and gas, here in our green America are sources of resources. She should wanted to renew that astute observation. Sources of resources. Rather like the Bible, if you just don't think about it too long or too hard.
The Chris Wallace interview: Palin on the perceived approach of a President
Be it ever so vague and back-pedalling, here it is: FOXNEWS
The high points:
"On national security, this perceived lackadaisical approach that he has to dealing with the terrorists."
"He has some misguided decisions that he is making that he is expecting us to just kind of sit down and shut up and accept"
"I know that polls are fickle"
The high points:
"On national security, this perceived lackadaisical approach that he has to dealing with the terrorists."
"He has some misguided decisions that he is making that he is expecting us to just kind of sit down and shut up and accept"
"I know that polls are fickle"
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Tea Party investigator reveals cover-up
A senior advisor to the Tea Party Movement (not to be confused with the Technocracy Movement or persons still obsessed with creeping freemasonry or other moribund movements) will soon reveal that the Exxon Valdez accident was caused by government regulation and that the high-cost of the so-called "environmental" clean-up was due to excessively detailed government regulations.
Alcohol consumption among tanker captains may be caused by late nights reading government regulations which interfere with natural navigation in the usual back channels.
Unlike Peru, birds native to Alaska do not migrate and only come ashore to die a natural death. Those that died at sea due to beer can plastic were not viable in the natural design.
Efforts to introduce international law into the area of regulating the native Pacific floating toothbrush will only introduce further hazards to natural navigation. Flotsam does not accumulate due to human intervention: it is a natural process resulting from the action of ocean currents which are not affected by climate change.
A subsequent Fox News report will debunk both the Gulf Stream and the Jet Stream: the former is the result of a socialist North American Drift and the latter has been shown to have none of the reported effects on the accuracy of astrological predictions.
Alcohol consumption among tanker captains may be caused by late nights reading government regulations which interfere with natural navigation in the usual back channels.
Unlike Peru, birds native to Alaska do not migrate and only come ashore to die a natural death. Those that died at sea due to beer can plastic were not viable in the natural design.
Efforts to introduce international law into the area of regulating the native Pacific floating toothbrush will only introduce further hazards to natural navigation. Flotsam does not accumulate due to human intervention: it is a natural process resulting from the action of ocean currents which are not affected by climate change.
A subsequent Fox News report will debunk both the Gulf Stream and the Jet Stream: the former is the result of a socialist North American Drift and the latter has been shown to have none of the reported effects on the accuracy of astrological predictions.
Palin reveals socialist plot by environmentalists
Sarah Palin will soon reveal that the US Army Corps of Engineers was nearly taken over by socialists in an effort to divert the Mississippi River in order to flood the Florida Everglades in a mean-spirited effort to bolster seniors' housing prices in Queens and the Ohio Valley territory.
Palin will cite several secret USACE studies which have shown that Kudzu vines were, in fact, native to the upper reaches of the Missouri near its source in southern Alaska. This was a known fact and no lobbyist's "natural" science was required to prove it.
There is no truth to plans to introduce Kudzu vines to reduce erosion of Alaskan coastline where exposed permafrost is no longer, well, permanent. Instead, hardy Shiraz-Cabernet blends will be tried as these have been effective along the Thames embankment at Chateau Chez Blair (as can be seen when not walking along the left bank and a bit right of Canary Wharf.)
As the Fox News contributor will report, human activities have not affected nature. Plans to report from the naturally-occurring concrete dome discovered by Christian archeologists on the Bikini Atoll have been postposed due to a naturally cracked runway at Nome.
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Palin will cite several secret USACE studies which have shown that Kudzu vines were, in fact, native to the upper reaches of the Missouri near its source in southern Alaska. This was a known fact and no lobbyist's "natural" science was required to prove it.
There is no truth to plans to introduce Kudzu vines to reduce erosion of Alaskan coastline where exposed permafrost is no longer, well, permanent. Instead, hardy Shiraz-Cabernet blends will be tried as these have been effective along the Thames embankment at Chateau Chez Blair (as can be seen when not walking along the left bank and a bit right of Canary Wharf.)
As the Fox News contributor will report, human activities have not affected nature. Plans to report from the naturally-occurring concrete dome discovered by Christian archeologists on the Bikini Atoll have been postposed due to a naturally cracked runway at Nome.
Advert:
Alaskan "Glacier" Chardonnay, from the newest micro-climate. Bottled in Denali.
Sarah Palin on the Paris Commune
A rumor has it that Sarah Palin's next book will be a reassessment of the interpretation of the Paris Commune in writers calling for revolution. It is based on the theory that if Marx had known about permafrost , he would have realized that the revolution would occur first in eastern Siberia. The book may be delayed, as the ghost writer slipped on ice on the steps of the British Library. The melting icecap will not result in climate change, was all that his chiropractor could tell this reporter.
No comment on reports by Alaskan secessionists that the Soviet Navy had been dumping stale tea in the Baltic from old samovars found in Kaliningrad.
No secession without revolution; secession if necessary, but not necessarily secession.
When asked where Kaliningrad was located, the cryptic response of "Keep the faith!" obviously should be understood as an effort not to reveal that she knew the answer to the skill-testing question. Such discretion is essential in a world leader and Nobel-Prize-winning writer and author.
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No comment on reports by Alaskan secessionists that the Soviet Navy had been dumping stale tea in the Baltic from old samovars found in Kaliningrad.
No secession without revolution; secession if necessary, but not necessarily secession.
When asked where Kaliningrad was located, the cryptic response of "Keep the faith!" obviously should be understood as an effort not to reveal that she knew the answer to the skill-testing question. Such discretion is essential in a world leader and Nobel-Prize-winning writer and author.
Advert:
New permafrost treatment leaves no scars from D7 cat treads: botox injections in recently planted arctic orchards reveal that fewer scars were visible in older photographs.
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